Tuesday, April 2, 2013

North Side: Robberies, suicide attempt at Dominick's, man found dead on the street

From robberies to a suicide attempt to a man found dead on the street... it all happened on Chicago's North Side.

Around 8:47 p.m., a citizen found a man lying on the ground, bleeding from the mouth, at the corner of North Ashland and West Lawrence Avenues.

Citing police dispatch reports, the man, who was transported to Weiss Memorial Hospital, 4646 North Marine Drive, was already dead when the citizen called 911.

No further details are available.

Nearly an hour later, at approximately 9:22 p.m., a man was robbed by a street musician in Chicago's Edgewater neighborhood, said police.

The offender, who was described as a black man, stole the victim's money and fled to the Thorndale "L," 1118 West Thorndale, to make an apparent getaway, said authorities.

At 9:34 p.m., officers announced a suspect was arrested at the Edgewater train station.

About 10 minutes after the arrest at the Thorndale "L," a man tried to commit suicide in front an Edgewater neighborhood grocery store.

According to authorities, a man slit his wrist outside the North Side Dominick's Finer Foods store at 6009 North Broadway, near Broadway and Elmdale.

Officers found the man next to the business' wrought-iron fence.

At the time of this report, the despondent man's condition was unknown.

A few minutes shy of 10 p.m., a man was mugged outside a Lakeview neighborhood restaurant.

Investigators said two black males robbed a man outside Waterhouse, 3407 North Paulina Street.

The suspects are both six-feet tall, thin, and possibly in their 20s, said police.

One crook was wearing a gray cap and a red leather coat, said police.

According to one source, a CTA security guard saw two men fitting the suspects' description board a southbound train at the Brown Line Paulina station, 3411 North Paulina Street.

At the time of this report, the thieves were still at large.

27 comments:

  1. FGFM is an autistic ginger fuckApril 3, 2013 at 9:31 AM

    That Dominick's can make a lot of people want to kill themselves, there is some hot vaguely Ethnic chick with a great ass, she's a bit older, 40-ish but very tappable, though I'm sure I'd have to spend some time trimming her bush first.

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  2. ^ It's probably a female born male turned "T" or l.m.n.o.p. or whatever, especially in that area. I'm gay and thought I had seen it all......before moving to Chicago.

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  3. Those asian trannies can be very beautiful, just wish they had indoor plumbing.

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  4. Old bitter Detroit guyApril 3, 2013 at 5:56 PM

    I can count to potato

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  5. Old LSD'd/Mushroomed out former hustler W. Michigan/Central Iowa/Northern Wisconsin/Kankakee farm boy "arrives" in what was once a real city 30 years ago and still thinks he can be a hustler with dark circles and a bald spot (but refuses to grow a ponytail yet) said......."I'm still looking for a man in Chicago. Still. But maybe I'll try Rogers Park". LOL. Really it's funny.

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  6. There's this legless latino guy who puts in long begging shifts in front of there, the fucker will actually go in and buy a case of beer at the end of it.
    I've had conversations with him, his mouth, arms and hands still work and there is plenty of work you can do if you can't walk, he is just a fucking parasite.

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  7. Without legs it's not likely that he could be an "effin" parasite.

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  8. He's begging all day for beer money, not to support himself or his family, you stupid ass fuckface. Ask anybody who works at Dominick's.

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    1. I gave him ten dollars yesterday. I hope he bought decent beer.

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    2. A fool and their money are soon parted.

      Mexifuck buys pbr, so no, not good beer

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    3. I have lots of it. No worries buddy

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    4. Wouldnt have known about him if it wasn't for you.. Thanks from me and "mexifuck"

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  9. Ok, and I will try not to laugh when I ring up your "petite" condoms, okay?

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    1. Ahahahahah you work at Dominicks

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    2. Haha you're gullible

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    3. I'd be embarassed to admit I work there too. don't worry I won't tell.

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  10. You know goddamn well I'm a stripper you frequently get table dances from , remember how you're always talking about my "big juicy cock".

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    1. You must have him confused with your father.

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  11. Dad isn't incestuous, he only likes well-hung Puerto Rican guys, not autistic, balding ginger fucks who run check cashing stores and claim they work "on Lasalle Street"

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  12. Dangerously Unstable IndividualApril 14, 2013 at 10:49 AM

    Hey Rudy, your boyfriend moved over to the Granville Red Line stop to beg, it's still too cold to pork him outdoors but you're got the money for a room, right?

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  13. Thats my bf Dangersously!

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  14. That Dominick's has extremely poor customer service, mostly due to the fact that the main clientele are LINK card parasites fresh off the boat from Douchebagistan, Africa and Poland. They don't know about or expect to be treated like anything other than shit, and that's what they're turning our country into, another version of their shitty countries.

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  15. Hey Brian, if you still want to give Mexifuck money he hangs out with Incense selling loser and his mudshark girlfriend at Granville McDonald's.

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  16. Why can't I be fucktarded like Littleton?May 11, 2015 at 12:48 PM

    I'm happy to report that Mexifuck, Jamaican incense nigger and other pissbums have not been panhandling at this Whole Foods in the spot of the old Dominicks.
    So, fuck you, Brian

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