Overnight, there were at least two reports of a Peeping Tom pleasuring himself while looking in people’s windows.
Although both incidents took place on Chicago’s North Side, the first known occurrence happened around 12:57 a.m. on the 1700 block of West Wallen Avenue in Rogers Park.
A male Hispanic in dark-colored clothing was seen masturbating outside a basement apartment window, according to a police dispatch report.
Several hours later, a similar crime was reported in the city’s Bowanville community.
Shortly after 3 a.m., a woman caught a man masturbating outside her window on the 2200 block of West Foster Avenue, near Foster and Leavitt.
The suspect was described as a Hispanic male in his 30s, about 5’10”, wearing all black clothing.
According to police dispatch, after catching the man looking in her window, the victim chased the offender down the street with a hammer.
Citing police communications, this morning was the fourth time the suspect was seen masturbating outside the woman’s residence.
Chicago News Report believes the Rogers Park and Bowmanville crimes are related.
Fourth time outside the same window? Time to invite him in for a drink.
ReplyDeleteOMG that is too funny...picturing a woman chasing a "jackoff" w/ a hammer! I was once in a car traveling w/ my boss & this guy was running completely naked & stopped right in front of our vehicle w/ headlights on as we pulled up to a parking space. We had a full side view & worst he just kept doing it....we'd had a few drinks @ dinner, both of us female, we turned our brights on, it was a scream!! But seriously that perv better watch it...sounds like that woman has had it & who knows what she might do w/ that hammer. Thx for the early am laugh, know it's not funny for her tho. Hope he gets caught.
ReplyDeleteAnother illegal alien supporter of the kenyan in the white house.
ReplyDeleteWe must all vote for Obama.
DeleteWillard Romney is terrible.
Has that woman ever thought of closing the blinds? Just sayin...
ReplyDeleteWhat a stupid Republican comment.
Delete^ Exactly! These people are exhibitionists themselves in some form or another. I know about 5 people in this town that light up their whole place at night and leave all the blinds/curtains open to show off their shitty "art" too still trying to be discovered. Two have their musical instruments in plain view as well but neither are in any type of band.
ReplyDelete(One's "gut rehab" needs to be gut-rehabbed again only because it's so filthy but everything is perfectly arranged, even that polished brass piece that has a light shining on it in the window 24/7. He'll bitch when somebody breaks the window and hocks that thing at the pawn shop though. Probably never has time to properly clean because he's out hustling 3 jobs to afford the place but none of the jobs are music gig. Odd people. Strange lifestyle.)
ReplyDeleteWas this Louis Gutierriz illegal nephew?
ReplyDeleteThis is actually a very serious problem !!! He may decide to do a break and enter (B&E) into her apartment and rape her !!! He is building up his courage as he goes along.
ReplyDeleteChased him with a hammer? Seems like a bit of an over-reaction to sticky windows...
ReplyDeleteI know of people that bought crapbox "condos" in Chicago (along with binocs the next day). The bitch is desperate too but he just wasn't her type.
ReplyDeleteBack in circa. 1994 Oprah professed on her show that she thought it was "great" how she could see inside of everybody elses windows when she bought in that highrise. Then she stated, "I realized they could see in mine too and spent $30,000 on drapes".
Perverts watching too much TV.
There he goes again, spouting about condos and putting quotes around things so he feels smarter. Haven't you figured out that here, just like the bar owners on Halsted you solicit for sex, you're not wanted? Maybe you'll have better luck with the trannies...
Deletehi there...i tought we only had this kind of incidents in mexicali,mexico but i guess this is happining everywhere....
ReplyDeleteAs far as the hammer.........
ReplyDeleteSmashed Banana Smoothie, anyone?
....They are just doing the jobs Americans won't do.....
ReplyDelete@11:05: LOL! You are exactly right. They are law-abiding citizens doing the jobs that keep our country together. We all know that our economy would fall apart without them. There is absolutely no way that they are the reason our economy is in such danger. Gotta love the wetbacks.
ReplyDeleteNo, again, it's not the bar "owners", it's the career "workers" pushing 50 that place themselves all over town like soldiers.Twice he got up and "removed" himself from the window when he saw me walking down the street. They want to be noticed but.....not noticed. It's hilarious. Just a guy trying to earn a living like myself. That was his "career" choice. I won't fault him (or them).
ReplyDeleteIt's hilarious how they try to "up sell" us on the bath house for a "finders fee". Like we couldn't find it ourselves. We found THEM when they were nothing but a black door with no address back in, say, circa. 1992. Hilarious what gays have done to themselves in Chicago for the sake of a $.
Try it on the tourists or go stick a quarter up yo ass 'cuz you dun played yourselves.
Really, you people are funny, hilarious here.
The "diversity" clientele is their problem. They have no idea if they're talking to a tourist, a 22 y.o. heifer from the 'burbs or a local resident of 8 years. They can no longer decipher the difference. They just see a $ signs.
ReplyDeleteI mean, really, if you're going to be a career cruisologist, at least keep a book and try to keep them all straight (no pun intended).
It's funny.
And if you want one of their names ("stage" names anyway), I'll be more than happy to give you my phone number or email address to discuss this atrocity upon "us" further.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the median bartender age out there on Halsted St. anyway? 43? 48? North Carolina was even commenting on this subject there.
Yes please post your phone number
ReplyDelete^^ Does anyone have any idea what quote guy is talking about????
ReplyDeleteTimes are tough and not everyone can afford to clean their windows with Windex. This hardworking hispanic gentleman was trying to conjure up some fluid to wash her windows, and next thing he knows, hes being chased with a hammer!!!
ReplyDeleteSounds like ol' lil Herbie P. from 14th Dist. is at it again!!!!
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