Saturday, August 4, 2012

VIDEO: NBC airs monkey commercial after commentary about black gymnast, Gabby Douglas


Here's a story that's sure to leave overly sensitive black folks, and their equally nutty, liberal white counterparts, foaming at the mouth!

NBC ignited an explosion of racial controversy when they immediately followed a story about black Olympic gymnast, Gabby Douglas, with an ad featuring a grinning monkey grasping two rings.

NBC swears the timing of the ad, which is entitled Animal Practice, had nothing to with Bob Costas' glowing comments about the young, black gold medalist.

Backing down to the politically correct cunts who are hellbent on destroying what's left of our constitution, NBC released a statement saying they never meant to offend anyone.

Folks, there are two types of people who are offended by that ad: Self-hating Negroes who think they actually resemble primates, and liberal whites who are embarrassed by their subconscious thoughts that blacks are inferior human beings.

33 comments:

  1. Well put CNR. I saw this ad, and I right away knew the blacks were going to go crazy. White people are so scared of blacks and live with an eternal white guilt that blacks pretty much rule everything whitey does.

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  2. LOL...they really do look alike.

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  3. Geoffrey LittlePudBiggumsTon Farts UptownAugust 4, 2012 at 10:53 AM

    I will definitely have to do a smegma and fecal matter pop-up art gallery about this, right after I jack off to thoughts of a Pottery Barn opening up on Lawrence Avenue, right next to the JJ Peppers.

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  4. This is fucking hilarious! Thank you, CNR!!

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  5. Reminds me of an East Coast councilman some years back who correctly used the word "niggardly" in context, meaning stingy, in a public meeting.

    Well,the grammar-deficient, along with overly sensitive blacks and their white liberal cohorts, went ballistic.

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  6. Cowardly anonymous racists are super excited! Big bonersssssssss

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  7. Wow cnr or mr timothy fitz you got some balls

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  8. If you don't like CNR, why the hell do you keep reading it?

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  9. 12:40 reads it so he can get a big boner while calling people racists. ;)

    It's what silly moonbats do!

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  10. I'd like to think there is a mastermind working on the inside of NBC to sabotage them with this sort of stuff, but honestly its probably just a result of their affirmative action hiring policies...

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  11. Who gives a shit what these niggers say. Little Gabby's a crack baby too.

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    1. Oh yeah, but don't fret. I'm sure her biological father will be coming outta the jungle really soon since she will be a millionaire in about a month. Typical.

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  12. Jeffy TinyTon FingerPaintingz UptownAugust 4, 2012 at 2:06 PM

    It's nice to see that drinking unicorn blood and the tears of orphans is keeping Bob Costas alive all these centuries.

    But I bet that monkey never held up a line at Jewel because "they Link card" was empty and called the cashier a "white bitch".

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  13. Wow even before I saw that ad, I thought her feet looked like paws. After seeing that commercial the first thing I will think of when I see Gabby Douglas is her monkey feet...

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  14. Anon @ 10:53 - LMAO. Pretty much sums it all up. I was having a bad day before reading that. Thanks!

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  15. @ 12:25 - take heart, playing the race card doesn't always work.

    One time I was leading a conference call and referenced a small software glitch our group had been encountering as a "niggling" problem. Of course the word I used has nothing to do etymologically with the other "n" word. Despite this fact, a black participant on the call decided to chastise me for using "offensive racial language" in an email to our entire workgroup, including management.

    Unlike a person with an actual spine, he waited to send his whiny email on Friday after he assumed everyone else would be out of the office. He wanted everyone, including our managers, to see this on Monday morning before I could respond. Unfortunately for him, his lazy, unskilled ass couldn't comprehend that I routinely worked 60 hour weeks, so I was still hard at work when he sent his screed.

    I confirmed my usage of the word was without a racial connotation, and reply all-ed my calm, factual defense. Come Monday morning, he blew his top in an angry reply that contained all sorts of nasty insults, which I was all too glad to forward to my manager and HR. One week later, he was fired. It was annoying, but revealed that occasionally at least, justice can be done even when certain people try to play the race card.

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  16. Oh, ffs. I would have never even known about this weird monkey-black people comparison if not for the black community constantly complaining about it as some racist dogwhistle.

    So ridiculous.

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  17. Anon @ 5:58pm.......Hats off to you! This heifer "VP" with bad, bad hair sat at my desk and talked about how she "dun had a baby too" while trying to do my job back in her day. I responded, "my mama had FOUR babies back in the 60's and worked full-time too and you just put your kind back 40 years Ms. Chicago Diversity". I googled her. Her husband's name showed up under "Black Hedge Fund". I'm serious.

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    1. Too bad your mama didn't abort you. It would save the rest of us from your illogical ramblings

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  18. Oh give me a break.
    Jesse is probably planning to shakedown NBC for airing this commercial.....and NBC will probably be forced to give millions to the United Negro College Fund.

    Srry folks but their ARE similarities between the Great Apes and the Negroid race.

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  19. She won Gold for Team USA. Hard work, discipline, and done with class.....sounds like a kid we might want our youth to emulate.

    I don't think NBC is racist. It would affect their bottom line. Their sponsors want black people to buy their products too. It was a careless, lazy, stupid mistake. I couldn't care less if Jesse made the everyone involved kiss his black ass.

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  20. 11:47 get lost, why don't you go and kiss Jesse's arse, you seem very anxious to do it, step to the head of the line dum dum. ;)

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  21. That is the funniest thing I've seen all day! LOL

    You do have to admit there is a strong resemblance and anyone who disagrees is either blind or a liar!

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  22. Watch a golf tournament. Why do you think all those white people are constantly following Tiger Woods with their mouths hanging open? It's just so amazing to see a monkey swing a golf club like that!

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  23. funny, you say:
    "who gives a shit what niggers say... she's
    probably a crack baby" ,but you're also probably
    someone who would say: there is no more racism.
    A more accurate comment from you would be:
    "I tease and demonize other people because I
    don't want people to know how inadequate I am."

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  24. I bet she has to shave a lot or she would look just like the monkey...

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  25. Racism is alive and well and growing daily, thanks to the apes in Chicago. My comments may "tease", but you'll live with it--unlike some of the innocent victims of daily nigger violence. Future does not look good for 95% of the black race. Anticipating a nice, severe backlash from majority in this country. The gig is up. Learn to speak English. Go to school. Get a job. Support your children. Stop acting like damn apes!

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  26. Well...if all the "non-blacks" think the "overly sensitive" blacks will be offended by it,then that probably should be a big sign that it is "offensive!"

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  27. Have you all ever seen "The proboscis monkey?" Look it up! They look like "white" people. You never thought there could be such think huh..lol. So the moral of the story is...I am sure there is a monkey that looks similar to every human race you can find!

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  28. Such ignorant white folks, get over yourself. Why do you all think that your so much better than blacks or any other race,bc your skin is pale. Who told you that you were better?So much to say online times have changed sorry you all haven't. sound like a bunch of cowards to me. So we look like apes well as far as I can see most of you are doing everything you can to be just like us. Sitting in the sun trying to get color to that pale flaky shit your in. I guess it was just too much to see that type of talent and hard work from a young black girl, cause your sitting around raising good for nothing racist lazy bastards who in the end won't give shit about you or nothing else in life

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  29. Biological father? Nobody, including mamma, knows who the real paternal daddy is. Could be any number of bucks, no doubt. Blacks don't subscribe to the whole nuclear family thing. Marriage to one person before getting pregnant? Naw, that acting all white n' shit.

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  30. Those of you posting these insanely ignorant, racist, hurtful comments should be ashamed of yourselves. You need to educate yourself and treat people with respect. Period. I feel genuinely sorry for you and the people who are forced to interact with you. Black people aren't the problem, you are. You're as bad as the thugs you demonize. You kill people with your hatred.

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  31. Well, I always say, if I"m going to hell, I want to make sure I've got a job when I get there.
    You cannot stop us criticizing criminals by pulling the race card, or the disadvantaged youth card, or any other bullshit that comes out of your stupid, religious mouth. Only a child or a child-like intellect thinks some invisible Jewish guy up in the sky controls our lives or lets bad shit happen because we didn't sing a song right or missed a beat on a prayer.
    Tell me what, black folks posting here, tell me in your own words about the Higgs-Boson particle, fibonacci numbers, the theory of relativity or anything that doesn't involve referring to your dick, "choich", Jesus, or your obsession with my supposed "ignorance".
    I will be able to tell if you cut and pasted from Wikipedia or elsewhere.

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