Around 8:47 p.m. a woman contacted authorities after her husband was attacked near the 6700 block of North Ashland Avenue, near Ashland and North Shore Avenues.
Investigators said the incident happened around 8:20 p.m.
Citing police communications, two black males in their 20s -- one approximately six-feet tall and the other around 5’4” -- attacked the victim with a baseball bat.
When the victim was knocked to the ground, the muggers kicked the victim, said police.
The thieves stole the victim’s wallet, said authorities.
After the attack was over, the urban terrorists fled the scene in a gray BMW.
While a preliminary report indicated the victim was bleeding, it's unclear if the victim was seriously injured during the robbery.
Only a darkie would commit robberies while driving a BMW.
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Sniff, sniff.
ReplyDeleteThe style of writing and obsession with concealed carry tell me one thing.
I smell Brian Gilbert--FGFM!
Please tell me you guessed that based on how your moms basement smells..
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I'd say it smells like pasty skin, a high forehead and crazy eyes.
ReplyDeletethis was probably some king noble gang group needing money
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