Monday, October 14, 2013

Report: Uptown Columbus Day shooter aims at dog walker

A man walking a dog in Chicago's Uptown neighborhood suddenly found himself dodging bullets, said police.

At 5:40 p.m., authorities received several calls of shots fired on the 800 block of West Lawrence Avenue, near Lawrence and Marine Drive.

Subsequent reports indicated multiple shots were fired from a dark-colored, four-door vehicle travelling southbound on Marine Drive from Lawrence.

However, according to several eyewitnesses, a black male passenger fired several shots at a man walking an Alaskan Husky near Sheridan and Lawrence.

Police described the intended victim as a black male wearing a black hat and a hooded sweatshirt.

Tipsters described the getaway car as a black, brand new Chevy Impala.

Authorities said the offending vehicle was last seen going southbound on Lake Shore Drive from Lawrence.

At the time of this report, officials were still searching for the Columbus Day drive-by shooter.

So far, no injuries or property damage have been reported.

14 comments:

  1. Ding dong diddle my butt Timmy

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  2. "I CAN'T COMPREHEEEND WAH'S YOU PEEPILS DONT WANT US AS YO' NEIGHBORS"?

    Signed,
    I.B.A. BLACK BABOON

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    1. don't you have some KKK pamphlets to pass out, and a world record beatdown to receive? The only good news I can think of is you laying down on the red line tracks

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    2. Much you know... KKK does not need pamphlets. Eye contact is enough...just like the darkies do

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  4. Welcome back CNR. We missed your world class reporting.

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  5. Actually if any city could benefit from a strong and revived Ku Klux Klan, it's Chicago! Just imagine how much daily life, politics, culture etc. could improve without this HORDE of savages in our midst.

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    1. Actually the KK would get run the fuck out of town, just like everywhere else those pussies have tried to establish a foothold.

      retard

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    2. Not on the SouthSide. Maybe you NorthSiders are afraid to say WTF to the diversity but SSI have grown up tortured by it for decades.

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    3. I'm from the south side stupid.

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  6. Yeah right. The coons are so tough when they travel in a pack. One on one the biggest bitches you will ever meet.

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  7. Dirty little ignorant black bastards. Period.

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  8. SHEEEEET NEGRO! THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY!

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  9. Illiterate black monkeys, gnomesayin?

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