Tuesday, February 7, 2012
VIDEO: Man whips it out, urinates on CTA train (WARNING! NUDITY!)
Have you ever wondered how some CTA trains maintain their fresh urine smell? Well, we've discovered their secret!
Last Thursday, a man was filmed relieving himself on a southbound Red Line train.
Just before the train pulled into the Harrison station, the passenger, who appeared to be drunk, unleashed his penis and pissed all over the floor.
At one point, Mr. I-pee-pee-on-the-CTA even turned and looked dead into the camera.
Video and photos courtesy of YouTube user merrickbrown
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wow what a noob, everyone knows you piss by the seats closest to the emergency doors. i once saw a bum passed out taking a dump back there...
ReplyDeleteFilthy Bugger!!! Have him arrested and sentenced to a year of weekends scrubbing down trains with Lysol!
ReplyDeleteWhat a piece of shit. More evidence of civil society's breakdown, and it's not even a nigger this time.
ReplyDeleteWe DON'T want any damm Whites out here in the suburbs either.
ReplyDeleteI predict that there will not be an avalanche of rabid comments from whites defending this guy.
ReplyDeleteNasty lowlife motherfucker. I have dogs that are better train than this piece of shit.
ReplyDeletethe spooks take shits right in the hallways of their own section 8 buildings
ReplyDeleteLooking good, micropenis! Heading north on the Red Line from Harrison, eh? Must've been comin' back from fetchin' some 35th/Sox bootie. I can't wait for this POS to be identified.
ReplyDeleteWhoos! He's going south! My gootness! After this d-bag has no hope if he didn't exit at Cermak/Chinatown. I love a good cliffhanger! Where did he get mugged?
ReplyDeleteFucking hillbilly dirtbag.
ReplyDelete147 Outer Drive Express people! Use it...
ReplyDeleteI thought they only do this on the Green Line or the Red Line southboud after Cermak.
ReplyDeleteA black guy made him do it.
ReplyDelete"Shit Chicagoans Say" nailed it on the head again.
ReplyDeleteand women wonder why they can't find a good man....HAHAHHAHA I'll pass...
ReplyDeleteFukkn white people goin crazy.....
ReplyDeleteWhy did no one alert the CTA conductor, have the train stopped and this man arrested?? I know lets film it instead of doing anything about it! /s
ReplyDeleteSomeone should have kicked his ass...
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely everything about this asshole screams "suburbs".
ReplyDeleteAcid-washed jeans? Check.
Space-age polymer jacket? Check.
Self-absorption? Check.
Failing at holding liquor? Check.
I'm going to go with Elk Grove Village. Don't know why. He's so wasted I doubt the train destination gives any clue.
Hillbillies are not the only variety of white trash, anon, we have chavs, w iggers, bogans, look it up.
ReplyDeleteThis is why we can't have nice things!
ReplyDeleteThat WAS his thumb, right? Damn cracker muhfuh.
ReplyDeleteI hope he got off of the train, fell onto the tracks, and died. No joke.
ReplyDeleteIs he one of Mayor Daley's grandkids?
ReplyDeleteThis is why people on the SW side don't want the St. Patrick's Parade. It's like a river of beer piss running out of handsome devils like this.
ReplyDeleteTo 1119 last night - I hear you on the South Side St. Patty's Day parade, I went to that about five years ago, it was disgusting. I don't get how people believe that they are entitled to act in that manner out in public. The out of control drunkedness, people vomiting & peeing in the street, people passed out in the streets and sidewalks (sometimes in pools of their or other peoples vomit & piss), the fighting, the property destruction, and not to mention, all the drunken driving.
ReplyDeleteI enjoy drinking, hell I have today off & am hungover right now, but I also have enough tact to not act like this.
It's the same at the gay parade, at sports celebration parades, and even after lots of Cubs games.
People, grow up.
Now u know wat CTA employees have to work with day and night.This is Sick !!!
ReplyDeleteIt's the same thing which happens on the bus side of the system, people using the rear door area for a bathroom.
ReplyDeleteLooks like a polock.
ReplyDeletewhite people are so ****ing stupid, lazy retard, pissing on public transportation and complaining about "Black PEOPLE" I think thats the clown who post all that crap about black people on this blog
ReplyDeleteThis guy..... That nasty son of a bitch needs to get out of America with that
ReplyDeleteNO WONDER THAT FUCKIN TRAIN SMELL LIKE PISS EVERYTIME I GET ON IT... UNCIVILIZED DEVIL.. PROOF YALL WERE CAVE MEN IN EUROPE
ReplyDeleteAnd here I am thinking all the crimes are being done by the young black males.
ReplyDelete"And here I am thinking all the crimes are being done by the young black males."
ReplyDeleteWell, per the City's official numbers, blacks commit "only" 70 - 85% of violent, person on person crime. So you are correct to think that NEARLY all of that type of crime is committed by them. You know, the type of crime that destroys neighborhoods and brings down quality of life.
This crime is, well, just stupid. Everybody has drunk a$$hole idiots like this that will pee in public. Unfortunately, 6 out of every 7 times that in Chicago someone is violently assaulted, raped, murdered, or is otherwise a victim of a random violent crime, it will have been committed by a black man.
Come on, black trolls, you have got to learn we have a wide variety of white trash, if you really want to insult us you need to learn the proper terminology. Hillbilly is just one variety of white trash.
ReplyDeleteThis guy is probably a "Broham" type of douchebag. Brohams native environment is Wrigleyville bars hitting on bartenders who are only "8"'s because of the complimentary lighting, in daylight they are about 4's or 5's. They only have big tits because they are overweight, etc.