Sick thieves hit downtown 7-Eleven for meds?

When most criminals crash a convenience store, they are usually after money, cigarettes, or booze.

But according to police, that wasn’t the case when four bandits stormed a downtown Chicago 7-Eleven.

At 7:09 p.m., authorities responded to a hold up alarm at 58 East Lake Street.

Officers were on the scene at 7:10 p.m.

Investigators said four black offenders, three males and one female, stole medication from the Lake Street 7-Eleven.

One of the male crooks has a beard and two of the men were described as being overweight.

The female offender was wearing a long green coat.

All of the thieves are believed to be in their 40s, said police.

After illegally filling their own prescriptions, the alleged drug-stealing dopes ran eastbound on East Lake Street, said police. 

Citizens should remain on the lookout for four possibly overly medicated morons.