Saturday, February 5, 2011

Thief Steals Hygiene Products from Far North Side Walgreens

Nothing beats fresh breath and a clean body. And I know at least one thief who agrees with me.

A Walgreens employee at 7510 North Western Avenue called police after spotting a male shoplifter.

The 911 call was made around 10:47 p.m.

The thief’s items of choice? Toothbrushes and body sprays.

The suspect, appropriately nicknamed the “Clean Crook” by yours truly, was described as an African-American man wearing a black hat, black jacket, and brown boots.

No further details were available.

I have a feeling we haven’t seen the last of the “Clean Crook”.
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3 comments:

  1. RudyFebruary 5, 2011 at 5:05 PM

    In reference to the 1980s/1990s' commercial:

    Mom, do criminals douche? :)

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  2. Timothy FitzFebruary 5, 2011 at 5:12 PM

    LMAO!

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  3. towandaFebruary 6, 2011 at 9:43 PM

    Probably going to set up "shop" on a street corner.

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