Wendy Williams, a radio DJ turned talk show host, known for her fearlessness, was no match for a group of angry, crybaby queers.
In case you missed it, on March 13, 2014, Williams and a panel of three guests, broached the topic of Chloie Jönsson's 2.5 million dollar lawsuit against Rebox CrossFit.
Here's the Tea:
Jönsson, who was born a man and now claims that he is a woman, wants to force Rebox CrossFit to allow him to compete against real women.
While Wendy Williams never uttered a disparaging word against Jönsson, the talk show host did express her opinion; which she is entitled to.
Williams said Jönsson would have a physical advantage over his female competitors, because he was born... well... a man! This inconvenient truth whipped Wendy's overly-sensitive gay viewers into a homo-frenzy!
Enraged rainbow-bots descended on Williams' Facebook page like an army of politically correct loci and demanded an undeserved apology.
I'm disappointed. I read the transcript of your panel about Chloie Johnson. The mere fact that your staff removed the clip from your homepage tells me something about the content.
I read the transcript and I have to say that you don't come off well. I thought you were a friend of the LGBT community....your complete ignorance shows in the fact that you believe she has "unfair advantage" by virtue of having been born a male.
If you wanted to make the panel fair you should have invited Chloie Johnson or ANY representative of the Trans community. Shame on you, said Facebook user Rob Moore.
Other angry viewers weren't as polite as Moore.
Rhobertino Regalado said, "I really thought Wendy Williams was transgender! She does resemble RuPaul sooooo much! Hmm, you learn something new everyday."
Apparently, the Gay Mafia scared the wig off Williams, because nearly ten hours ago, Williams took to Twitter with an apology.
Didn’t mean to offend when discussing transgender topic. I’m a long LGBT ally & @GLAAD supporter & will use this 2b better educated on the T, said the defeated talk show host.
If you're a longtime reader, you already know Chicago News Report despises censorship.
Wendy Williams spoke the truth and a bunch of gay bullies ganged up on her for being honest. What kind of world do we live in, when people think they have a right to force you to call a man a woman?
The same world where you race bait and encourage others to participate under the guise of "news".
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing that an openly homosexual opinion blog writer such as yourself could hate his own kind so much. Sad really.
Even though certain men have this twisted feelings that they are women;don't mean that they should be afforded the same rights as women for many opportunities.The question is,can transexuals get pregnant?
DeleteI'm FGFM and at least Twenty five people on Everyblock! I never consummated my marriage! Indeed!
DeleteMan all you "modern humans" are blinded by all the political correctness and emotion and are forgetting about real logic and the science of nature. I dont care if you "believe" and/or feel you are the opposite sex in which you were born in the fact is if you were born a physical man then you will always have an advantage over a woman when it comes to strength and stamina period. Thats basic science and if you are offended by the truth then you dont have a problem with the statement you have a problem with biological nature.
DeleteFitz makes Kevin DuJan look like a moderate.
ReplyDeleteDisregard that, I suck cocks
DeleteWhew! I'm only partway through another long day talking to myself and obsessing over a crack ghetto I don't even live in!
DeleteIndeed!
I wonder what it will take for the people in my personal life to finally insist I get help! Maybe my boss at Ipxi holdings?
Whew! In a few hours, I'll wake up and make ad hominem attacks all this beautiful Saturday, indoors!
DeleteMy psycho fartface buddy, Littlepud will join me.
Yep, I've wasted a beautiful Saturday harassing people on the Internet! Indeed! I think this time Thale might sue me.
DeleteTruth is, Daddy was an alderman and used to fist my butthole! No daddy noooooooooo! Don't lick the turds out of my ass!!! No daddy don't make me suck your peepee!
I'm a colossal, dripping closet case cunt who has to stalk, bully and harass people on the Internet all day. Uptown Update us my favorite places to find enemies for my ad hominem attacks! Somebody can make just one comment and I'll look for and hound them for years, posting their personal info and trying to ruin their life!
DeleteYet, I don't understand why when I piss off other psychos they want to harass me and my fat lard wife! I call people fat slobs in one of my sockpuppet account but what do you call the wife? How could I possibly be in shape at all pending everyday from 5am to 11pm on the Internet?
I never lived in Uptown, but I do suck down tasty spurts of homeless cum on Clifton!
Guess I'm not the only Everyblocker who fingers guys for money! Indeed!
DeleteNow to get a bite to eat!
Anybody who posts constantly, fucking nonstop about an alderman all day on Everyblock is a cocksucking loser.
DeleteWhat a fucking waste of air, that FGFM and LittleBrain.
Vote Crawford. We must reinstate Schiller era levels of misery, filth and criminal pandering! Indeed! Cool story, brosephine!
DeleteI yell out Cappleman's name when I cum inside Ryne!
DeleteOh James! Indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!
Join me at Littleton's SRO room where I'll be deep throating all four inches of throbbing, retard cock! Indeed!
DeleteDaddy make me suck the juice out of his butt today!
DeleteFGFM is a sad waste of life who does nothing but troll and suck off LittleBrain.
DeleteHopefully his wife is still pissed at him for his actions on the internet leading to harassment IRL. Must have zero self esteem to marry an autistic abusive asshole like that.
I've gone through a ten gallon drum of cock lube in the past hour alone flapping to poll results!
DeleteOh James indeeeeeeeeeed *spurt*
My mentally ill, round the clock obsessive posting got Cappleman reelected! *spurt* Indeed! Fapfapfap
DeleteAhahaha your main, beloved FGFM login at Everyblock was finally banned. We'll easily pick apart your sockpuppets now.
DeleteI am such a fucking loser I sat on a backup account on Everyblock for five years when I finally got banned! Motherfucking indeed!
DeleteWaaaaaah I get banned daily
DeleteYou have proven beyond all doubt you are one of the nastiest losers of all Chicago, fgfm. You need a savage fucking beating. You asslicking cunt. Fuck you and those nigger neighborhoods you're obsessed with.
DeleteGays are so twisted and confused, even hell won't take them.
ReplyDeleteAll three commenters are Brian Gilbert, CPA aka Fgfm.
ReplyDeleteHe jacks his pud whenever he gets fresh posts to troll here.
I am so blown away by this Brian Gilbert warefare, someone should make a documentary already. I'm just so blown away that one guy could cause such a stir, especially on a blog that is so scandalous in the first place
ReplyDeleteHe's been hassling Chicago based internets for at least eight years, even harassing and stalking opponents of Helen Schiller in real life.
ReplyDeleteKiss my ass retard. unplug your computer and then wrap the chord around your neck
DeleteHow do you pronounce LGBT? legbut?
ReplyDeleteAnd is it like KFC? Since 'fried' became a dirty word, Kentucky Fried Chicken became KFC.
Maybe the homosexual lobby believes that 'gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgender' suggest too much at the true nature of homosexuality. So, turn them into lgbt or legbut.
Is this real life? Are you actually this stupid? Legbut?
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ReplyDeleteYou're asking somebody to wrap a harmonic set of two or more notes around their neck?
ReplyDeleteWhat if they posted from a tablet, smartphone or Xbox?
It's not okay to dislike (people of your choice) but it's okay for you to say "retard"??? Selective reasoning there, buddy.
The next round of payback is coming for you, Brian,
By the end of it you'll be begging for mercy.
You should have shut up when we told you to.
I'm not Brian or fgfm but you can still eat shit and die, retard.
DeleteFGFM, AKA Brian Gilbert, makes guys ranting on street corners look sane.
ReplyDeleteSays the guy posting under different names AND anonymous to make people think lots of people are after fgfm but its just one sad lonely small dicked man. HA!
Delete8)
Fuck Hitchens fuck you fuck me fuck England fuck the queen and her fuckin dogs fuck cats fuck tigers fuck Africa fuck continents fuck oceans fuck planets fuck solar systems
ReplyDeleteDa fuq? I get trolling that fgfm stalker but what does any of that mean
DeleteHere's a conceptualization of my mural repaint in Buena Park:
Deletehttp://www.flickr.com/photos/9170579@N08/10970747096
Im gonna get a hot dog.
ReplyDelete8D
Enjoy your cancer.
DeleteEnjoy your low quality meatlike tube.. gross
DeleteOh c'mon! Dude can look like a lady all he wants, and even if post-op, he was still born a man. We all have a right to our opinions, but not our own facts. Like it or not, when it comes to physical competition, men have an advantage...no matter how much you want to wish it away, cite a few outliers, or use junk science.
ReplyDeleteI'm tired of the bully element of any community, including mine, and I don't "hate myself". I'm disappointed that Ms. Williams backed down. I wish she would've told GLAAD and any other organization that purports to speak for me to go fuck themselves.
The fgfm stalker hasn't posted all day! Rejoice!
ReplyDeleteI was too busy keeping the black man down.
Delete*black man's cock down your throat
DeleteThe only fantasy I have about blacks involve rope , a sturdy tree branch and gravity
Deletewhoah dude you're pretty hardcore. I better not mess with you
DeleteShut up, Brian. You fucked with the wrong people.
DeleteI'M FUCKIN WITH YOU NOW BITCH BOY
Deletetime for you to make good on those threats pussy
Cool pathetic, incessant, meaningless trolling, bro.
ReplyDeleteU mad, pussy?
DeleteYou've proven your pattern time and again, Brian Gilbert. You are so obsessed with this place that you are 3/4 of the anonymous comments here.
DeleteSo fucking funny. this little bitch is responding to nearly every comment like its his butt buddy Brian Gilbert. Take your medicine!
DeleteIt's even funnier given that I'm not Brian Gilbert and have always posted here as FGFM.
ReplyDeleteWe have photos of you stalking cappleman at his office.
DeletePrepare for some jail time.
So what you're saying (pussy) is that you have pictures of a stranger on public property, eh? Damning stuff right there lol
DeleteWhy do you keep saying "we"? It's obvious you are completely alone in your pathetic internet crusade....if you had evidence of ANYTHING you'd have done something by now instead of making empty threats. Keep it up though, its hilarious to watch.
DeleteSounds like you have a legal theory!
ReplyDeleteBahahaha fgfm stalker is slowly unraveling and we all get to watch! It's only a matter of time before we see him on the news running around naked, mumbling about internet trolls and playing with his microscopic penis. what a freak!
ReplyDeleteZOMG WE HAEV PIKTURE UF YOO U BETR WATCH IT OR ELSE
ReplyDeletelolololol #emptythreats from a #pussyboi
This is getting pretty funny
ReplyDeleteAnd Brian Gilbert is staying occupied with Chicago News Report, instead of trolling twitter, DNAinfo, Everyblock, Chicago Reader, Sun Times, Chicago Tribune, trying to get back on Uptown Update, instead engaging with the "solo FGFM stalker" here, panicking by himself pretending to be several different people.
ReplyDeleteWhen was the last time you fucked Stacy Terese, Brian? Or does she accept your closeted gay lifestyle now?
People who knew you at Abelson-Taylor even knew you were FGFM, because you talked about Cappleman around the building. Why you're so obsessed with a shine-infested crack ghetto is beyond me or medical science.
So let's hear from the "Real" Brian Gilbert, who should be beyond pissed that he's accused of being Chicago's most hated internet troll, Alderman stalker and all around annoying autistic weirdo.
I can prove I'm not Brian if you're willing to meet IRL. Either way, you're pathetic and crazy and definitely still a huuuge pussy. Have a great day!
DeleteThis guy obviously has even more time on his hands than I do. As far as Twitter goes, I've been posting pictures of clocks in real time around the South Loop for the past two weeks when I roll into work between 9 and 9:30. Brian Gilbert does not work in the South Loop.
ReplyDeleteWhy should he be beyond pissed? You're the only person that cares. Quit the internet and then life please.
ReplyDeleteIt's not like you can give your password to your wife or one of your "friends" so she can do some weird thing from a bad issue of a superhero comic book or sci-fi novel to "prove me and Brian Gilbert aren't the same person".
ReplyDeleteThe harder you try to not prove you're them the more you prove you are them. I'm just having fun with you right now, somebody from Anonymous will decide to drop the hammer when they're ready but making you sweat is enjoyable.
You should not have fucked with the followers of Hitchens. Or Uptown. Or anything. Delete all your FGFM-related internet accounts, pretend your wife's butthole is a man's and leave the rest of us alone.
Don't speak for anonymous if you have nothing to do with them. they don't like that. they also don't like racists and bigots. better watch out...
Deleteby the way, I'm barely 21. I think you'd know I wasn't Brian gilbert if you met me.
You're the rent boy Ryne of J.E.W. Northside, enablers of niggers and welfare losers.
DeleteOccam's razor, dude. And the more you try to get someone else to do your dirty work for you, the more you piss people off and make yourself look like the idiot you are.
ReplyDeleteyou muthaphuckas are crazy.
ReplyDeleteIm going to get a hot dog.
Try Grindr
DeleteThe only other "anonymous" that posts like this around here is "Boofed in the butt by JPUSA" aka Chitown Philly aka Neckbeard Virgin.
ReplyDeleteI found out who you were, too.
Hopefully you've been run off Uptown Update for good, moron. Your ideals are socialist and communist at best, and as recent events have shown, Russia is not our friend, nor the world's friend.
The fact that O.N.E. and the other "social service agencies" plaguing Chicago think that communism is the answer to everything and that you agree with it shows you must've eaten lead paint chips as an infant.
America is going straight down the tubes and it's because of massive entitlement aimed primarily at people who will never give back, like you and Jeffy "my artwork sucks" Littleshitz.
If you really are "just barely 21" you should be playing Titanfall, whacking off and enjoying Taco Bell's new breakfast instead of thinking you are going to lure me into some IRL trap. Go find a warm wet hole and try to plug it with your tiny pecker.
You aren't worth it. And you never will be.
Cool story, bro.
ReplyDeleteNiggers do not enrich our lives, they cheapen them! Indeed!
DeleteAgain, proving it's only Brian Gilbert, CPA writing here.
ReplyDeleteOne of the top hits on google is the video with your stupid voice, others are linking you with your fgfm identity.
Sounds like you have a theory!
ReplyDeleteSounds like you're autistic! Me and the IrishPirate are going to double team your wife while Hitchens audiobooks play in the background.
DeleteYou might not have recognized her, I shaved her back and twat.
ReplyDeleteSounds like you have a theory!
ReplyDeleteCool story, bro.
ReplyDeleteYes, yes, young Brian...let the butthurt flow through you...yes.....let your hate fill you....strike me down, young Brian....
ReplyDeleteLooks like Brian finally found Grindr and is happily getting his daily hot beef injection instead of trolling the internets!!
ReplyDeleteLook... til you get it removed or 'vagified' you are a dude... You can have the most outrageous tits and a supermodel face. If youre sporting a dong, youre a dude. Period. End of discussion...
ReplyDeleteTrannies need to realize and accept that their gender expression is, occasionally, VERY confusing. People are going to use terms they dont like or just call them the wrong thing entirely. Given the circumstances, its to be expected. Deal with it, bitches.
I'm still an autistic closet case.
ReplyDeleteWhat the Capplecock!
I'm sure Wendy is basking in the glory of garnering the most comments to date this year on chicgonewsreport.com by her gay male fans in Chicago.
ReplyDeleteHey you well hung thugs, download Grindr on your stolen Iphone and go wander around the Jewel on the far edge of Lincoln Park. I'm the white guy with the weird smirk and huge forehead. Brianthehungrybuttfgfm is my username.
ReplyDeleteI'll bottom you in the bathroom while we feast on chicken wings and drink some pissbeer.
Come on Timmy, due a little bit more updating. I'm missing the important news that I cannot watch at the major news networks.
ReplyDeleteI want to thank that well-hung thug who met met in the Jewel bathroom the other night on Montrose.
ReplyDeleteYou tapped my butt and drank it like wine! My hungry cornhole swallowed up all your sperm. I'm sorry that I yelled out "What the Capplespooge!" when I climaxed, but I did pay you an extra $10 in foodstamps for your trouble.
Next time we f*ck in the bathroom at Cornerstone!!
^ Products of their environment. I'm sure they didn't come from the sticks of Michigan or Iowa like this.
ReplyDeleteHi, I'm Brian. I'm a sicko who is close to 30, lives on the far edge of Lincoln Park in a bland townhouse.
ReplyDeleteI pretend to be a fifty year old gay man and am obsessed with Helen Schiller, Uptown and James Cappleman in general, someday I will probably take my obsession too far and end up in jail where I can get my pooper poked all day by the criminals I worship and protect at the expense of taxpaying, law abiding citizens.
I have not porked my wife in a long time because I am too busy searching for racism on the internets, trying to troll Trayvon's executioner, and thinking Richard Dawkins gives a flying fark about anything I have to say.
I'm mentally ill! Concern troll acts concerned! Indeed! If the Internet goes down I have nothing to do because it's my whole life!
DeleteIt appears that I should Google myself more often. I'm not sure what I done to get caught up in this, but would appreciate being left out of it.
ReplyDeleteThen the real fgfm will have to reveal himself and exonerate you.
DeleteFuck you I want a divorce
DeleteSince you think caring neighbor is "Tonia Lorenz", FGFM, I guess you are going to have to reveal yourself to protect this innocent, high-foreheaded party Brian Gilbert.
ReplyDeleteYou want the attention, right? Hold a press conference, "What the cappleunmasking!" or whatever fucktarded thing you will announce.
Quite frankly, if I were accused of being an uber-troll like you I'd raise bloody hell about it and more ferociously defend myself instead of this limp-dicked comment after so many months.
It is because you two are one and the same. You don't live in Uptown or Rogers Park, yet you are obsessed with them and troll people who are actually trying to staunch the wave of ape crime. I hope you had to leave your last job because people hassled you at work. I hope you lose this one because of your online activities.
My response was to attempt to contact the website and get them to uphold their comment policy, but it appears that will not happen. I don't know who Tonia Lorenz or fgfm are and don't care. I assume that you are angry at fgfm though, and badgering the wrong person will only make him happier, so get your act together. You've listed numerous reasons why fmfg is not me and yet somehow seem unable to believe it. Why you think posting about me on an obscure website would come to my attention immediately during a busy time in my life during the busiest time of my year is beyond me. Perhaps you are really fgfm though, either way why badger me? If you really are attempting to "out" someone wouldn't stating a case help? If not then leave me and mine alone.
ReplyDeleteHi FGFM! I see you are still stalking Cappleman, Uptown Update, Everyblock and posting screenshots of this dead place.
ReplyDeleteThere are any number of reasons and tactics you are employing to attempt to put your true identity back in the closet. Even if you aren't really that high-foreheaded guy, you really, really need to shut the f*ck up and get a life.
You cannot, cannot, cannot fight all this perceived "racism" and fix Uptown (where you don't even live) through your autistic trolling.
Why don't you get a hobby? Try watching "Game of Thrones", take up needlepoint, actually give your wife some attention, anything. Nobody wants or needs you around the places you are always at.
Cool story, bro.
ReplyDeleteMy mother threw out the baby and kept the afterbirth! Indeed!
DeleteI post about politics all the livelong day but can't make eye contact with another human being!
Somebody needs to punch me in the dick!!!
Let's meet at Wilson yard Target for a methadone smoothie and bask in the smell of hobo ball sweat
ReplyDeleteYou all seem rather bitter, jaded and miserable in this town. For good reasons though!
ReplyDeleteWe're going to connect Brisn's face with FGFM 's stupid voice from his videos while he's protesting at Cappleman's reelection headquarters.
ReplyDeleteNo going back in the closet now, pussy!
Again, I am not FGFM. Get your act together.
ReplyDeleteyou're a limp dicked pussy faggot.
DeleteI'll need to see the two of you standing side by side to believe that
ReplyDeleteI guess we're going to have to have one white police officer on black goodification once a year to keep Al Shapscoon and Jesse Jackscoon employed in the racism bidness.
ReplyDeleteJust cap a thug, have a two week bongo party, and we can ignore America's real problems.
Still patrolling the local internees for racism, Brian??
ReplyDeleteNiggerniggernigger Wetback gentrification kick dem sros outta Uptown and ship those shitskins to Ebola country
Hey, Brian, you're posting on Dnainfo from work again. Or did you get fired?
ReplyDeleteWe finna chimp out tonight! We breaks our own shit dat teach da whyte manz
ReplyDeleteFrom what I can you have been slandering me as FGFM for a year now, and god knows how long you have been attempting to find out who FMFG is. You still don't have it right. I'm tired of having to catch up on Uptown news to find out if you are continuing to slander my name for no discernible reason. If you are looking for a gotcha moment for FMFG, you have not achieved it and continuing to select Chicagoans at random to slander isn't likely to bring results.
ReplyDeleteHaha you lost your job cunt
DeleteI object to that. It's not slander. Inprint, it's libel.
ReplyDeleteBrian Gilbert is a common name and you can make up any excuse you want for your Uptown fixation you want, sicko. You're tanking Dnainfo, everyblock and other places with your obsessive bullshit, million dollar investments in news sites and all you can do is riff on the same few catchphrases you've been employing for eight years.
I hope they sue you when their website loses too mic readership,to continue.
Look for my new rap cd, in a puddle of blood near the morse el
ReplyDeleteIt has such hits as:
I'm a stupid nigger
Nigety-lick pants don't split
Loose squares
Craig tossed my salad (with sizzurp)
It's a nignog life
Ghetto lottery
Gibsmuhdats
Silent night
Lick my dirty nigger balls
Cappleman for president
Bang da hittah aka Lick da shittah' greatest (c)rap hits volume two (getting shoved in your face on State Street in front of Payless)
ReplyDeleteCpas give da best head
I fucked my accountants wife Stacy (fuck you cracker ass Brian)
Wgn (we glorify niggas)
I'd Lauren her Jiggets
Muh dikk
Rape da whyte wimminz
It's da first of the munf
Zimmerman makes my cock hard
Did I mention I'm a stupid nigger?
Afleet graduation cap photo for when j goes to the great waddymelon patch up in da sky
Buttfucked by Jpusa (the Chitown Philly saga)
Twerrking with Littleton
Drinkin' with Shermain Miles (dat bitch can suck some dick)
I guess we've got another goodfied chimp in Missouri! Let the chimpouts begin.
ReplyDeleteApe shall kill,ape, but when something outside the species kills an ape, the whole tribe chimps out.
ReplyDeleteThey're gathering at the latest goodification site, converging, chimpong, howling with monkey rage. He was a good boy, didn't do nuffins.
They want to be ruled over by a warlord, all the bang da nigger rap crap videos, all that nigger shit is over breeding rights and primate territorialism.
The actions in Turdoson and elsewhere should illustrate niggers aren't fit to live amongst us.
Maybe the Obama library should be in Kenya! Indeed!
ReplyDeleteFGFM is really letting his closet case tendencies shine in his "Ryne Patrick" sockpuppet at Everyblock, making comments about Cappleman's marriage and gay escorts and such.
ReplyDeleteYou are a sick, sad motherfucker. A simple glance shows you are on the Internet from waking until bedtime doing your obsessive trolling, even from work.
We should have Littleton followed since you two seem to know each other in real life, I'm sure the pictures we have of a guy stalking Cappleman will match up.
I want to suck some CappleCock, that's why I write political posts 18 hours a day at Everyblock with all my sockpuppet pals.
ReplyDeleteJeffy will memorialize the occasion with Crayola washable crayons in the walls of Lakeshore hospital.
FGFM BE A GOOD MAY-ON - DEFENDIN' MAH PEEPILS GAINST YOU CRACKA-ASS DEBILS!
ReplyDeleteYou spell too well to be an actual
ReplyDeleteMoon cricket.
Does Stacy know he's pretending to be a young twink on Everyblock?
After a hard day of trolling Everyblock, the last prominent website that hasn't banned me, I'm gonna go behind Menard's and deep throat a certain artists cock with a Crayola crayon jammed up my urerthra.
ReplyDeleteIt sure will be great goldbricking another long day in the downtown financial district so my fat slob wife can keep cheating on me with Irish pirates and Hitchens fans. I don't care, I wish I were in a three way with Joe Lake, Jeffy poo in the backroom of little Jim's.
I guess I'll get up from my latest 20 hour trollathon to emotionally abuse my codependent, lardass wife who must have been pretty desperate to marry an autistic loser fuck like me.
The only white people who go to Truman College are either learning disabled or full on retard.
ReplyDeleteDamn that crack azz honky Craig sure wants my cock
ReplyDeleteCome on Craig, I'm gon line up you, Littleton and FGFM and suck your tiny white dicks like a circus seal mothafucka! FGFM's fatazz wife sure got that stanky dank pussy!!!
ReplyDeleteEverybody who writes on Uptown Everyblock is meeeeee!
ReplyDeleteMaybe Ipxi holdings will fire me soon
By Hitchens, I love Chicago News report.
ReplyDeleteAll this attention I'm getting makes my pee pee hard, when it warms up, I'm gonna go jizz on the 46th ward office door again.
Hey Jeffy! Whip out the paint! We're recreating the si swimsuit issue again! Then we'll put on glow in the dark condoms and recreate light saber battles in the Sundance methadone clinic lobby.
I'm impersonating Ryne Poekler/Patrick at Everyblock because I wish I were a sexy little twink!
ReplyDeleteWhat the Stacy Terese!!
I'm dangerously unstable individual! I troll myself! Indeed!
ReplyDeleteFapfapfapfap does my boss know I conduct my harassment via electronic means on company time?
Oh Hitchens I'm gonna cum on this 46th ward mailer....hold me close, Jeffrey
I've never taken psychotropic medication!
ReplyDeleteBut I sure as fuck need it! As well as a extended period of unemployment for using company time to troll message boards!
I have no sense of humor or irony because I'm autistic! Indeed!
Nobody loves me and I have no friends which is why I look to make enemies and be nasty to people all day!
For the love of Hitchens, please help me! I need the loony bin!
I butt in everywhere I don't belong because I'm a social pariah in real life!
ReplyDeleteOff to post psychotic bullshite until 11pm at least! I might throw in some verbal abuse to innocent people as well.
Indeed!
To the tune of classic British Kids show Simon"Well, you know my name is Brian
ReplyDeleteand I like to do trolling
I like to troll all day long instead of working
so come and do trolling with me.
Come and do trolling with me!"
I don't even care about politics! I'm just a bully! Indeed!
I can't make up my mind!Am I still pretending to be a 52 year old condo owning gay man in Uptown? Did I move out "decades ago" even though I'm only thirty? Am I only defending the Center on Halsted because it's been taken over by heterosexual blacks, instead of its intended purpose? How the hell did I get married when I spend every waking moment trashing anybody who lives in a insignificant , nigger neighborhood?
ReplyDeleteAll hail Zimmerman, righteous punisher of nigger thugs!
ReplyDeleteI wish I could eat his ass out! Indeed!
Congratulations to cocksucker
ReplyDeleteCraig Turdheart for tanking Gordon's campaign with his psychotic online presence.
He's probably on suicide watch now.
I wouldn't know racism if it pulled up in an uber and fucked me up the ass!
ReplyDeleteI've wasted my life posting politics online instead of making friends! Indeed!
I'm a fucking obsessed nut job stalker! Indeed!
ReplyDeleteWhere be Timmy Fitz? What dun happen to dis here blog?
ReplyDeleteOh my Hitchens, why does nigger dick taste so good and satisfy my prolapsed anus so thoroughly?
ReplyDeleteWhen I go to Wilsons men's hotel, I just cannot get enough nigger cock. It distracts me from being ninety percent of the people on Dnainfo and Everyblock, I might even by that communist dripping cunt, Ryne, or at least I'm impersonating him like Joe Lake.
I hope I end up in Wilson Care so I can suck retard nigger cock all the livelong day.
Yay! I've driven everybody off Everyblock but a bad, tantrum prone artist, a faggot commie virgin, and my legion of sockpuppets!
ReplyDeleteMommy why didn't you love me? I have to bully and stalk people who wrote one post on Uptown Update eight years ago! I don't even live there! I'm gonna go give head at Cornerstone again!
I am ninety percent of the people on Everyblock, Dnainfo and anonymous comments here!
ReplyDeleteI can't figure out why people hate me! I harass and troll people all the livelong day! Indeed! My brain does not function in a neurotypical fashion, which is why I think two people posting in the same thread are friends! I've never had a real friend!
I live in Lincoln Park but I am obsessed with the Uptown nigger neighborhood and its alderman!
I'm obsessed with Rogers Park though I'd never set foot there! I eat my own shit!
Anti racist is just code for anti white! Indeed!
ReplyDeleteWe must protect the racial purity of America and re-enact anti miscegenation laws!
Blacks do not enrich our lives, they cheapen them! Tis verily indeed!
I can't understand why we can't stop people from criticizing blacks. No matter how bad the behavior, niggers are sacred and should be allowed to commit crimes! No matter what!
ReplyDeleteWhy can't Dnainfo or Everyblock do something about unfettered free speech, like commenters running amok in an unmoderated blog long abandoned by its owner? We don't want any free speech we don't agree with.
Now, we're going back to praising Helen for turning ward 46 into a crime ridden psychiatric ghetto and getting retards from Ezra multi service center to participate in our commie pinko activities.
I've been bullying and stalking people since college!
ReplyDeleteBeing a Truman honor student is basically the same as special education in Cps! Indeed!
I won an award for being a white guilt liberal! I'll only defend jungle savages and not any other minorities!
With the millions of cool things to do being alive and all , I choose to spend all day posting rants about the alderman for the three readers of Everyblock who aren't fingering guys for money.
ReplyDeleteExcuse me while I build up to my next tantrum. Look for my next mural, smearing my shit all over JJ Peppers!
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The reason I hate Cappleman and Uptown Update is that they won't let me promote my retard-level finger paintings anymore! I only echo what my butt buddy Brian feeds me anymore.
DeleteI post constantly about politics and not even crack heads want my virgin tiny cock derrrrr derrrrr deeeerrrr let's build a high rise just for gangbangers I call people fat slobs but most of the people in our silly commie protests are obese mental patients
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I'll continue to be obsessed with Uptown until I get a 72 hour psych hold!
ReplyDeleteRefractory period over! Time to spooge in Jeffreys kitchen! Indeeeeeeeed *spurt* now lick it up, disco hair!
I trolled like a Brian on Everyblock last night!
ReplyDeleteI consider myself to be a democrat, but through my legion of sockpuppet accounts I take every position on every matter and I'm on the Internet morning, noon and night. I don't even have the conditioning left to pour flour on Stacy's cooch, find the wet spot and fuck a roll of flab because I missed.
ReplyDeleteI've admitted several times I don't live in Uptown, but I continue to goldbrick and cyberstalk at work all day! I even bought one of Littleton's retard level finger paintings and gave him extra stickers and paste to eat.
ReplyDeleteI don't always troll, but when I do, it's...who the fuck am I kidding, I always troll.
ReplyDeleteStay psychotic, my imaginary friends.
I've decided that Littleton looks like Billybob Thornton with Down's syndrome. Indeeeeeed!
ReplyDeleteI won't rest until Everyblock is just me, my sockpuppets, Ryne and Littleton!
ReplyDeleteStacy, bring me a bite to eat, another long night of posting ahead! Indeed!
There is so much yeast in my cunt I could open up a Paneracares!
ReplyDeleteMy fat bitch wife loves Lane Bryant, not Ross Dress for less!
ReplyDeleteAfter hearing about the upcoming Uptown location, I immediately ran over to Ross dress for less and salivated at the thought of more lazy, fat nigger cunts taking jobs away from white people!
ReplyDeleteHey Ryne, nobody told you to stop eating my ass! Lick it up, slut!
I'm happy that bull dyke isn't in charge of Uptown, nor that dirty wetback with the cumcatcher mustache being the new mayor! Indeed!
ReplyDeleteDefending gangbangers makes my dick hard! Indubitably!
ReplyDeleteI work the register at Aldi! Indeed!
ReplyDeleteI love making enemies! Who cares that I should be looking for a new fabulous LaSalle Avenue job, there's more people to stalk!
ReplyDeleteStacy, could you taste Ryne's dick on my breath?
ReplyDeletePlease indulge my mental illness by visiting my shitty website! I'm like a retarded FGFM!
ReplyDeleteWhelp, Brian, your meaningless, incessant trolling killed Everyblock. Your three word responses do nothing to protect the niggers you love and coddle.
ReplyDeleteGet some fucking Psychiatric help before your insurance from the former ipxi holdings expires, you can't go five seconds without mentioning or thinking about Cappleman.
Haha I think I won the troll war I'm gonna get back to shitposting the same fucking retard shit over and over again derp derp CappleCappleCapple I am lord and master of all shitposters
ReplyDeleteDONT YOU BE LISTENING TO DEM BRUTHA FGFM - MANY OB US BE GREATLY APPRECIATIN YO SUPPORT OB OWA PEEPILS! LAHK WHEN YOU JUS DEFENDED DA BRUTHA WHO SMOKED DA ASS OB DAT WHITE BOY IN LAKEVIEW! DAT CRACKA DESERVED 2 DIE JUS FO' BEIN WHITE!!!!! AH'S AGREE WIF YOU COMPLETELY BOUT DAT.
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ReplyDeleteNo, I never was in Vietnam
I never once dove into an empty
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I never painted a house or a tree
I never did become an exotic dancer, or a
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I never took the pulse of a dying duck,
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In a way, I suppose you could say
my experience is quite limited
For example, I never locked Oliver
Cromwell in a broom closet while
singing Waltzing Matilda
I never sawed television in half,
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I never played a decent game of jacks
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picking his teeth with a bowie knife to
distract me, while his parrot looked
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I did it
I sawed the legs off the periodic table
I re-elected the president
I did it, it was my fault
I farted in the church
I'm sorry
I did many many bad things and I am so
sorry!
Well, moron, I have gained deep insight into your sockpuppet and troll patterns and will use the knowledge wisely in the future. You don't even see how you gave more of yourself away yet.
ReplyDeleteOne of your future cyberstalking victims may press charges and I'll be glad to help them destroy you.
Where does she get her socks? They are to die for!
ReplyDeleteThe tide is turning against me! CappleCappleCapple
ReplyDeleteFucktard power! Yay! I eat my own shit!
Trolling Everyblock is my entire life! I haven't fucked my wife in seven years! CappleCappleCapple
ReplyDeleteplease come back and give me money they dont let me beg in front of 6009 broadway anymore
ReplyDeleteLook for the wetback with no legs
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Meet Niggerhood square! There'll be a few scant weeks before my sockpuppets overtake it! Motherfuckin' indeed!
ReplyDeleteThis blog is so gay...just like me!
ReplyDeleteAnyone still posting here has the most pathetic excuse for a life... It's literally just one guy pretending to be multiple people. What a fag.
ReplyDeletePoor wittle baby FGFM. You had to abandon your prized name on EvewyBlock.
ReplyDeleteYou wish this site was still updating so you could "fight racism", which is actually you writing the same obsessive compulsive retard shit over and over again.
You're the one who gets drunk and writes racist shit and then denies it.
Does anybody other than Littledick thing Ralph Butterfuck is anybody but you?
What a cocklick loser YOU ARE, along with Bryne Poopiepoker and Littlecock.
Get some fucking help before it's too late. For wifey's sake.
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ReplyDeleteBleeeeargh I can't stop gargling cum cock is so yummy capplecapplecapple I'm banned twice a day and my whole life is making new accounts in Everyblock
DeleteYOU SEE DA THING DAT DUN WORRY ME MOST IS DIS HERE CRACKA DONALD TRUMP. IF HE GET ELECTED OWA FREE RIDE BE OVA - CAUSE HE NOT BE INTIMIDATED BY US UNLAHK MOST WHITES IN CHEEECAGO. DIS BE DA MOST EBIL FORM OF RAYCEEEST SCRIMINATION - WE'S BE ENTITLED 2 LIFE OFF DA REST OB Y'ALL AS RAY-PA-RATIONS FO DA EBIL LEGACY OB DA SLABBERY!
ReplyDeleteJeffy writes his 1520th shitpost of the week at Everyblock when suddenly other user content appears.
ReplyDeleteGoddamit! This is EveryJeff! I and I alone must generate content on Uptown Everyblock! I must make a stupid comment on each and every post, no matter how mundane, because I am a genius artist in a sro surrounded by unsold art and my genius must be heard! I'm an art advocate! Capplecapplecapple!*skullfucks pigeon\