Saturday, May 11, 2013

Cops: Bullet goes through Rogers Park coffeehouse window

Spring is here and bullets are flying in Chicago’s Far North Side Rogers Park neighborhood.

Around 12:30 p.m., gunshots were heard on the 1500 block of West Morse Avenue, near Morse and Greenview.

Citing police dispatch reports, an investigating officer discovered a bullet hole in a window at 1501 West Morse.

The address belongs to a coffeehouse called Common Cup.

At the time of this report, no injuries were reported.

A woman was walking along Morse Avenue when she heard gunshots behind her… when she turned around, a black sedan zoomed passed her, said authorities.

Another eyewitness saw a silver car and two black males flee the area of the shooting.

One male was limping… possibly, from an injury sustained in the shooting.

The limping suspect was last seen going into a gangway near 1443 West Morse, said police.

UPDATE: Shortly after the shooting was reported, another 911 caller alerted authorities to an abandoned vehicle on the 2200 block of West Lunt.

Authorities ran the license plate and discovered the car, a 2005 Mitsubishi Galant, was stolen from the 7400 block of North Paulina.

It appears shell casings were found in the vehicle.

Authorities believe the car was used in the Morse Avenue shooting.

37 comments:

  1. Scene photos on my twitter feed. https://twitter.com/CraigGernhardt/status/333281748785983488/photo/1

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  2. Limping? That's the way blacks usually walk, like they have a huge rash on their balls.
    No gyros or people who ran the family business into the ground were harmed.

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  3. Only when we all acknowledge that nigs are not suitable for living with humans will be able to rid ourselves of them once and for all.

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    1. That will never happen. I actually feel sorry for you.

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  4. Also, right afterwards, Craig felched from Gidget's dirty, dirty black asshole and then they shared a pint of cheap vodka together.

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  5. "Nice". "Rogers Park - The most diverse neighborhood in the U.S.A.".

    P.S. Where's the park? Oh, and doesn't Chicago have a "gun ban"?

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  6. Amanda "Dumb broad" HuggenKissMay 12, 2013 at 12:49 PM

    I love Rogers Park! So many negroes everywhere! It really lets me know I've arrived in the "big city" when I'm asked for money every ten feet!
    Or the mildly retarded Streetwise guy by the old Carmen's!!
    I hope I get to witness him shitting his pants soon.
    One time even all the blacks loitering at 7-11 on Pratt/Sheridan stopped talking to each other long enough to ring me up!!

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  7. Craig, you quit your blog for the millionth time, you ran your father's newspaper into the ground, stop trying to be a reporter. You are not now, or ever, have been worth a fucking shit ever.
    You are just a overgrown queer on a sissy bike delivering gyros in a ghetto neighborhood, infact, just fucking kill yourself already.

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  8. ^ Why does Chicago ALWAYS have to turn everything to gay? Why? There's another world out there believe it or not.

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  9. rogers park is full of libtard assholes,serves them right

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  10. But I dont understand, Rogers Park is such a nice neighborhood. Why wasn't it just last week that a teen got ass raped by an HIV+ schizophrenic? But there's no crime here, because I said so and I live in my left-wing libtard fantasy land!

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  11. Myself and the wife have just come to Chicago on safari for the summer, and we want to see the friendly, wild Africans all around your fair city.
    We should have been informed that we missed out on this grand opportunity to see their mating rituals!! This is what happens according to our guidebook, one shoots at the other, and the panic from the violence induces a sexual frenzy in all negroes for miles around and then you can see Africans copulating!
    Last summer we also came on safari, in the Loop. My wife giggled with nervous excitement as the toothless, almost immobile African sitting on the ground with a Starbucks cup next to it gingerly took the dollar from her hand with its mouth, leapt up and screamed "CRACK HERE I COME!!" and took off at an incredible rate of speed. Majestic.

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  12. YHUU GOYS BEE STUPID.DEY DIN DO NUFFINZ!I SEEN DA HOLE THING.IT WUZ DAT RACIST "INVESTIGATING OFFICER" WHOM SHOT DA WINDOWS OUT!!!

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  13. Now, if this guy had gang-tagged the window, and then humped it into pieces, Jeffo would have put on his super-suit and caught that guy immediately.

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  14. Chicago is the biggest sh*thole on planet Earth. It needs to be walled off like "Escape from New York" and everybody else on Earth can dump their garbage over the wall. It will eventually turn into something that we don't know yet because this is uncharted territory, but a white person should leave while you are still alive.

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  15. Some areas of Chicago are still really nice. Rogers Park isnt one of them, though the people that live there think it is.

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  16. I think every racist on here talking behind a computer are funny because you would never say it to their face. death to all racists

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  17. You'd be wrong, because I fuck with spooks everytime I leave my condo. You're always doing something I can get a police officer to talk to you about, they LOVE fucking up your endless TNB activities.

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  18. @ 10:17 PM Get the fuck outta here you asshole. "death to all racists" Um ok so how do you even define "racism"? So should Bill Maher be killed too because he makes off color jokes? Im so fucking sick and tired of liberal shitheads like you thinking everything is racist including calling black people out on their shit. And no Im not a coward behind a key board Ill say it to your fucking face like I do all the time. Of course some huge fucking silverback can beat me up. Thats all they know how to do instead of having an intelligent debate as to why blacks as a culture are so fucked up. Oh and speaking of cowards, can we talk about how groups of 5, 10, 20, or 30 blacks gang up on whites to beat them up for their cell phones? Thats COWARDLY YOU LIBTARD ASSWIPE!

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    1. Post your real name internet tough guy

      I know you won't, and that proves your're a big loose sloppy PUSSY

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  19. Lol I'm out now on lunt and Greenview come call me the names to my face name calling through an anonymous website is reserved for people that mean nothing all you talkers let's have a talk in person if not shut up!!!

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    1. Awesome telling everybody where you deal drugs.
      We're on here every minute waiting for an opportunity to fight with Rogers park losers

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    2. Ten bucks says your nigger ass goes to the Trilogy nigger clubhouse

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  20. "Lol I'm out now on lunt and Greenview" What the fuck are you doing out a 5AM LOSER? Trying to score a bag? Obviously you dont have to be at a real job you moron. Oh and by the way, you've been posting as anonymous as well!

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    1. He's not the one talking about exterminating a race, pussy. post your real name, pussy.

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    2. Pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy

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  21. I wake up at 430 and have my morning coffe outside around 5. sorry I don't sleep until noon mommas boy

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  22. Jerome NIggingtonMay 17, 2013 at 3:34 PM

    I wuz out panhandling the yuppie condo owners for coffee moniez and shit you crackas gotta pay fo mah shit yo
    Also I tongue fuck dogs assholes

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  23. I know I lie awake, refreshing CNR every minute for an opportunity to jump out of bed and go have an ignorant conversation with a dope-slinging illiterate spook, whose 20 friends will beat me up to show me what cowards they are.

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  24. I live in Rogers Park and I can tell you first hand that these fuckers are not only complete losers, they are losers in severe denial of what losers they actually are. Its almost as though theyve never been to a nice normal neighborhood. They are basically worthless retards hell bent on political correctness and would love nothing more than to drag everyone else down to their sad pathetic level. They think because they majored in 18th Century Literature and Art History that they are smarter than everyone else. If God forbid you have a different opinion from them they get nasty and take personal cheap shots or resort to being grammar Nazis. Typical liberal tactics.

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    1. There is a difference in calling bangers and drug dealers losers, and talking about exterminating an entire race.

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  25. Shut up, FGFM. Go back to stalking Uptown Update.

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    1. Not him. Keep obsessing about some random internet person.

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  26. Come on up to Shit outta luck Cafe, and watch Jeffo be able to count exactly how many coffee beans there are after you drop them on the floor!
    Later on Phoebe will do her trick where she swallows a adult whole with her giant purple vagina.

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  27. I thought about visiting the Growling Sheboon in Rogers Park, but then I thought I'd rather slide down a razor blade into a pool of alcohol

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  28. "***COMMENTS THAT CONTAIN RACIST, VULGAR, OR VIOLENT REMARKS WILL BE DELETED!*** yet they are all still on here...

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  29. Is it cold enough to not get raped at the Morse El?

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