Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Email: Beware of masturbating peeping tom in Rogers Park


According to a recent email sent to Chicago News Report, a "pervert" is on the loose in Rogers Park.

Here's the email:

"Some ‘prevert’ has been peeping into windows at the end of Pratt (in the alley by the tennis courts.) 1100 West Pratt Blvd. in the alley twixt Pratt and Farwell.

Last night at 11pm-ish (April 9, 2013) Cops told me they chased him away last week, but he returned. I saw him peeking into a neighbor’s window while manipulating his genitals.

Black male. 6-footish. Thin. Dark hoody.

Maybe you can report it, as I cannot find any other blogs for the area and I’m a little irked that this happened before outside my building and I wasn’t informed about it.

Thanks!"
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12 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 10, 2013 at 10:18 PM

    Craig quit again, and Jeffo has Jeffo-centric concerns, not much crime except for graffiti.
    You're pretty much on your own here.
    I would blog, but then FGFM would make videos about me and he probably needs to hit a gym and stop saying "Cappleman" every five seconds.

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  2. Donqueefious Rapeicus Chimpouticus Falifah Shalifah Jackscoon Jones Washington "Doo Doo" "Mookie" The newest blackness Jackson sonJackcity Douchetervious "Downlow" "Surprise Buttsex" JeffersonApril 11, 2013 at 12:52 PM

    Couldn't we just brand black men upon turning 12 sex offenders first and save the courts some time and money?

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    1. AnonymousApril 14, 2013 at 3:18 AM

      That description is pretty lacking.

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  3. AnonymousApril 11, 2013 at 12:55 PM

    There's no crime in Rogers Park. How can there be? I own property here. So there's no way! Stop making things up!

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  4. Philip McGregor RogersApril 11, 2013 at 7:07 PM

    Ok no links, sorry.

    Chevanston the blog does cover other issues besides graffiti like public drinking, the recent shooting at Jarvis and Damen, the shrine at the fatal auto accident on Howard. So hey lets tell the truth here anon.

    Glad to have Chicago News Report here to pick up the slack.

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  5. AnonymousApril 12, 2013 at 1:41 PM

    What this guy needs to do is fuck a mailbox and then gang-tag it and then Jeffo will blog about it, or maybe if you violate his civil rights by pointing out he's a black piece of shit FGFM will be all over it

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  6. Philip McGregor RogersApril 12, 2013 at 6:17 PM

    That's hilarious :) anon @ 1:41pm.

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  7. AnonymousApril 12, 2013 at 10:23 PM

    @1:41pm that was in fact enjoyable! Thank you!

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  8. AnonymousApril 12, 2013 at 10:48 PM

    ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz

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  9. AnonymousApril 13, 2013 at 5:57 PM

    If Benji scoops this story again, maybe Craig can stop crying into his gyros and blog about it

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  10. JaredApril 15, 2013 at 1:07 PM

    I will masturbate there and anywhere all I want...LOL!

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  11. AnonymousApril 17, 2013 at 4:11 PM

    We will hold the "Ultimate Fapmaster Tournament" soon, hopefully this guy will sign up as a contestant and that's how we'll nail him.

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