By now, anything you see, hear, or smell on public transportation shouldn't surprise you.
A male passenger was allegedly caught masturbating on a CTA Brown Line train.
The suspicious activity was filmed while a southbound train approached the Damen and Monstrose "L" stops.
According to YouTube user Bojafer, the man was "jerking off after watching 2 chicks", who apparently laughed at the man and moved to another car.
Another creepy aspect of this video is that an unsuspecting woman was sitting right in front of this freak while he allegedly stroked his old, tired Chick-O-Stick.
nigs just can't control themselves...or "theyselfs" as they would say.
ReplyDeleteThe video labels it as a Red Line incident and, as a regular (but reluctant) Red Line rider, I'm inclined to believe that.
ReplyDeleteBrown Line riders pay extra to live where they aren't forced to witness abhorrent minority behavior on a daily basis.
You don't pay extra to live around the brown line stop lying
DeleteSuch typical zoo behavior. No different than the monkey house at Lincoln Park. Nigs are beasts. Period. Avoid them like the plague.
ReplyDeleteWell, I see everyone has witnessed one of the "STROKER BROTHERS", you know, Dick and Peter !!!
ReplyDeleteWell, I guess he is just a hands on kind of guy !!!
ReplyDeleteBig deal, I snap my carrot all the time on the train. Right after I take a dump in the first class section of the CTA train(the area at the end of the train with the two seats and door).
ReplyDeleteYo whats wrong with knucklin off a batch before your stop?
ReplyDeleteMuh dik! Muh dik! Muh dik!
ReplyDeleteThe Brown Line is just as bad. I dated a guy off the Brown Line and witnessed just as much Shi*tcago Shenanigans on that "line" outside of the hours of 9-5 too. Check which building you live next to now over on the Southport CORRIDOR (that Rosie even fled) that have "90% market rate and 10% Section 8". He lived in Lincoln Square though. I think that place is considered "all that" too because there's a Starbucks there. I didn't get it.
ReplyDeleteThe gays choke their chicken all over the CTA, the lakefront and their alleys, but they despise people of color doing the same? What gives? Celebrate World Class Diversity.
The person who labeled the YouTube video is wrong. The Red Line does not stop at Montrose or Damen.
ReplyDeleteAlso 11:22am - you have to ask yourself why you "pay more" for where you live when it's farter from the lakefront where they - pay less. Every place else practically on this planet, it's the opposite. Proof positive of what an F'd up city this is.
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious. Gays have SEX on the CTA, but do not hesistate to call this loser the N word for his actions. Time to buy stock in Chick-Fil-A!
ReplyDeleteIs that the fabric of his clothing flopping or the outline of his tiny wang flopping in the clothing?
ReplyDeleteAll the whores that slept with the Sinbad look-alike at my last factory job always said he was handicapped because he had a white guy's dong.
That being, small.
And people eat on the trains. The apes need there own train that goes to the zoo.
ReplyDeleteWho are all these people having sex on cta trains? Gay or straight, black or white, no one wants to see that crap on a public train. Gay dudes don't need to get off on a public train- they go to steam works if they want to be watched. Married dudes from suburbs with child safety seats in the backseats of their cars park at lake looking for bjs or sex with anonymous strange men everyday, FYI .
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