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Two classy South Side babes got down and dirty in Chicago's West Woodlawn neighborhood when they realized they were getting slopped up by the same man.
As the women literally put their business in the streets, a crowd gathered on the 6300 block of South St. Lawrence Avenue to witness the spectacle.
"That bitch scarey and she mad 'cause your man be eatin' this twat," said one of the women vying for the man's affection.
"I love it when he eat it, bitch! I've been fucking him for four years since you been with him, clown!" added the shameless female.
The really sad part is, it appears the man they are fighting over is homeless and depends on women for a place to live.
Like watching the wild monkeys in the zoo. No wonder those ghetto chimps will always be considered subhuman.
ReplyDelete1. Why did she lay down on the filthy sidewalk before she for up to fight?
ReplyDelete2. Why did all the other "females" get mad and start arguing with each other?
I bet there is a scientific explanation for chimpouts. They probably secrete dome sort of rage pheromone from their ass...
Black men's natural state is homelessness. They aren't even that unhappy about it, they don't have to work, sleep when they want, lots of "down low" sex, and they get to piss and shit wherever they feel like it.
ReplyDelete98% of the hobos I see are black. The rest white, maybe, maybe one latino, almost never, ever, ever a latino and I have NEVER seen a Middle Eastern homeless guy.
I usually cuss them out but I've been busy lately so I reach in my pocket, pretend to grab my wallet and instead come back up with a middle finger.
I think it's so corny that blacks refer to women as "females" instead of referring to an individual person or at least say "women" like the rest of us do.
ReplyDelete@April 12, 2012 2:43 AM: I agree with you on those points. Now, get back to work and cut my grass, beaner.
ReplyDeleteDon't these citizens have anything better to do ?
ReplyDeleteThe sad thing is that they are eligible to vote.
More government benefits ?
If they had a job , they'd have to be home sleeping in
order to get to work on time.
Ppl with jobs do go out. Hell they may even act like them. Having a job doesn't have anything to do with acting a fool in public over a broke down, homeless, no money having so called man. Whatever the color. They're just two dumb mfrs fighting over nothing.
DeleteI hate it when a philosophy club meeting gets out of control.
ReplyDeleteEwwwww, nasty. Who would go down on those fat babboons? I swear, I can smell their stanky snatches from here.
ReplyDeleteBetcha it's some anorexic ass white bitches that has so much to say about a black women's weight and size. If it's so bad, why are y'all paying for what is natural to them. Also why try to copy their style, swag and the way they talk. PLEASE. Their not the only ones making fools of themselves, y'all do too. Your Comment should be directed to yourself.
ReplyDeleteThat makes no sense at all. What you call "thick," white people call fat.
DeleteOn a related note, while white women call their 50's on the "golden years," you call it, "both legs amputated due to adult onset diabetes." That's what your morbid obesity leads to.
Thankfully for you, they make sweats in quintuple-x size. Though the south side chimps still stretch those to their limits, too.
Spook snatch smells like the monkey house at the zoo.
ReplyDeleteA spook will always choose a white woman over a black one.
ReplyDeleteI was always led to believe black mens claim to fame was that they "don't go down". They like fish, but not that kind.
ReplyDeleteSo now they're trying to be like "us"? My how times have changed.
Oh, and Anon @ 5:15, the inshowyance comapnies are tracking that "black diet" of grease and sugar. Soon they'll be ineligiblefor coverage too and will be forced to eat right and wear their seat belts too.
ReplyDeleteRead about the singer David Peaston. I was shocked he was the first black person that died of diabetes/amputation that said prior "I did this to myself".
^thats an interesting observation. i bet at some point the government will mandate insurance companies provide coverage to these people and create a whole new sub-prime insurance bubble.
ReplyDeleteeek eek...ook ook (craps in hand and throws it)
ReplyDeleteNo worries, they all will be dead before the weekend is over...well we can hope!!!
ReplyDeleteLookin at these females, I am not surprised there are so many reports of "men dressed in women's clothing" committing crimes in Lakeview...
ReplyDeleteI put this up on another article at the bottom of the page (Ijaneek), but it's too good & on point to not get noticed:
ReplyDeleteDo a google search for "primate family relationships," and read what it says. Its hilarious, and sounds exactly like the south side chimps we have living here.
For example, here's what it says about baboons: Most non-human primate communities are more or less closed to contact with other communities. It's kind of like Blacks here on the south side, closed themselves off from dealing with other racial groups.
Most often, they are tied to a particular locale, and rarely migrate outside of their home range, except to hunt and pillage from other groups. Hmmmm, sound familiar yet? Only leave to hunt & steal, like the blacks only leave the South Side to flash-mob & terrorize white areas.
Communities usually are aggressive towards outsiders, even of the same species. This sounds like how violent blacks are to both whites/asians when they encounter them, as well as how they will shoot at each other for accidentally straying onto the wrong "turf." Furthermore, contact between groups of the same species is in the form of specialized territorial defense behavior. Instead of simply avoiding each other, groups actively converge near their common territorial border, and make hostile displays. This may as well be the 95th Street bus exchange every day after school has gotten out.
The two dominant family structures are single female and her offspring, and one-male-several-female group. In the latter, the females spend most of their time battling each other for the attention and affection of the male, who openly welcomes such battles, as well as new females to the group to fight for his attention. Seriously, people, I can't even make this up.
^^^ that is so funny & so true. 95th stret bus exchange? LMAO! And I love the 'family structure,' too, either single mom & her offspring, or one male/several female. The latter must be these two.
ReplyDeleteThe next time that someone says calling a black a chimp is racist, or saying its wrong to call a black on black brawl a chimpout, I will point them to this post.
I'm going to be laughing for days about this one. Thanks for making my week!
Yesterday at 11:38 - that was classic. Like you said, you couldn't have written the thing better if you had tried. It straight up describes the majority of the south side black population.
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