Nothing says, “I respect my wedding vows”, like an advertisement for an extramarital affair.
On Tuesday, a federal appeals court declared California's ban on gay marriages, unconstitutional.
The following day, the state of Washington passed a gay marriage bill; and in an effort to preserve the sanctity of marriage between a man and woman, a heterosexual posted the following ad on Craigslist:
Married man, 40 y.o., seeking an affair with a married woman in Chicago or N. burbs.
I am white, living / working in the city, 5' 10", highly educated, hwp, non-smoker, dd free (and I'm asking the same), handsome and attractive.
I am NOT looking to change my social status. I'm looking for a woman only (ongoing if our chemistry/schedule are OK).
Please write "married" in the subject line to help me (lots of spams here...). And "yes, I'm real...".
Thank you for reading.
all the time. more than you know. at least he is being straight up about it.
ReplyDeleteMen have needs.
ReplyDeleteStaying together for financial reasons or "for the kids until they get older". And when the kids figure out their parents "marriage" was actually a sham for the past 10 years, they're devastated. These people need to be locked up.
ReplyDeleteGrow up
Deletethese people need to be locked up? Where do you live, Fairyland??
ReplyDeleteHWP?
ReplyDeleteWhat does that mean?
"HWP? What does that mean?"
ReplyDeleteHeight weight proportional or proportionate
If you don't know what HWP means, you are definitely morbidly obese.
ReplyDeleteOr have never posted on CL looking for an anonymous rendezvous....
DeleteConsidering I'm happily married, as well as have never believed in participating in random sexual encounters, anyway, I certainly fit the profile of yesterday's poster at 737, rather than the dream of the troll at 545 pm.
ReplyDeleteThough I appreciate that someone who has never seen or met me believes me to be morbidly obese. It's not like I have facebook pictures up on a public profile of me throwing out my "Latin Burger Kings" gang signs of a Whopper, or live by the motto to "have it my way."
@ 12:02: When I had your spouse, it wasn't all that anyway.
ReplyDelete2/10 at 641 - you're just a loser, nothing more. Keep fantasizing about people you have never met, and know nothing about, apparently, its what you do best.
ReplyDelete2/10 at 641 - you're just a loser, nothing more. Keep fantasizing about people you have never met, and know nothing about, apparently, its what you do best. You don't even know what sex I am, but again nice try.
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