According to police dispatch, a female Asian’s wallet was stolen at the Whole Foods Market at 1101 South Canal Street, around 3:10 p.m.
The suspect was described as a male black with an Afro.
The thief was last seen wearing an orange jacket, blue jeans, glasses, and one shoe, said police.
Police checked the CTA Red and Green Line Roosevelt stations, but the suspect was nowhere to be found.
It’s unclear if officers checked the Roosevelt Metra station, which is much closer to where the alleged crime occurred.
As of Friday, 3:48 p.m., the one-shoe-bandit was still on the loose.
Dont worry, I'm sure he will find a new pair of Jordans to steal before sundown...
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS LAMEIKA AND I FINNA BE THE MOST CLASSIEST SISTA THERE IS IN CHICAGO. IF YALL SEE ME IN MY WHITE LAMBORGHINI HOLLA HOLLA AT ME! AND I FINNA GO TO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND BUY ME SOME NIIIICE GUCCI SHOES. AND YALL WHITE PEOPLE BE LIVING IN YOUR TRAILER PARKS WHILE I BE LIVING ON LAKESHORE DRIVE IN THE GOLD COAST.
ReplyDeleteThat spook should remember to steal shoes that fit.
ReplyDeleteIf you see a black at Pottery barn, Whole Foods or any place that sells soap, they're just there to steal.
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ReplyDeleteHe probably was from that mission down the street from the store. Lots of suspicious characters there.
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