Monday, December 26, 2011
Christopher Dunn, would-be iphone thief and part-time supermodel?
Just because a guy gets accused of being a criminal doesn't mean he doesn't have other ambitions.
When 20-year-old Christopher Dunn, who also goes by Chris Dunn, isn't posing for the camera, he apparently works a side job as a cell phone thief to make ends meet.
On December 24, 2011, police said Dunn tried to take a CTA Green Line passenger's iPhone, but the commuter, who happens to be a wrestler, fought back.
Dunn, who is probably more of a lover than a fighter, quickly realized he picked the wrong victim and fled the scene, said police.
The attempted robbery victim followed Dunn to Miller's Pub, 134 South Wabash Avenue, where police say they found Dunn "cowering" like a cornered rat in a private section of the pub.
As a result of the Christmas Eve incident, police added felony attempted robbery and misdemeanor battery to Dunn's resume.
Chicago News Report found some interesting photos on Dunn's Facebook page that suggest the suspected South Side crook may have other talents.
It appears Dunn thinks he's a supermodel, and that last photo... well... we'll let the video below explain.
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chicago news report - you guys are HILARIOUS! keep up the great work!
ReplyDeletehe's effin 'dunn'!
ReplyDeleteFuck you
Deletesupermodels don't typically have featureless, oval al-sharpton skulls and fleshy faces. Nice R. Kelly pose....fucking idiot.
ReplyDeleteImagine a black kid running into a place called 'Miller's Pub'...was there a coyote standing there with a huge sign pointing to the door? Another block and he would have been at Roberto's fine clothing for men (recently remodeled with taxpayer funds)
Shante! Shante!
ReplyDeleteShante, Shante, Shante!
You better work...
He Dunn Goof'd
ReplyDeleteHe Dunn.
ReplyDeleteYou better WORK!
ReplyDeleteGo on wicha bad self!
Yeah, this is hilarious CNR. He certainly did the "cat walk" when he got his pussy ass chased down the street.
A face only a grandmother could love.
his grandmother said he didnt do it, he was framed by CPD...and she needs to borrow a dollar to get the train to visit him in County...
ReplyDeleteDamn I would l love to grab that Mandingo by his ears and make love to his mouth. Chocolate bliss.
ReplyDeleteAll the GWM on the message board would screw the hell out of him at Steamworks. It's what they love to do: Sleep with niggers at the sex club so no one else will know.
ReplyDeletemost of them have aids now...sex with them is a death wish
ReplyDeleteYou fucking idiot. Sex with "them" is a death wish? GAY SEX, REGARDLESS OF RACE, IS A DEATH WISH. AIDS cures fags!
ReplyDelete^you blow your father with that mouth? Bite the pillow macho man!
ReplyDeleteWhat the Cappleman!
ReplyDeleteFGFM, we're not talking about "uptown". Ya'll got a whole 'nother "party up" in there, up in there.
ReplyDeleteWhat a mockery Chicago has made of the true struggles and strifes of gays for the sake of a $. Keep coughing up those $$$$ lakefront liberals. I'm gay and put Chicago gays beneath me 6 months ago. They are trash. No, I can't wait to leave either.
ATTENTION CHICAGO NEWS REPORT:
ReplyDeleteYou should C E A S E allowing people to post under "anonymous" - you HAVE 15 different "anonymous's" arguing 15 different points-of-view, who don't have THE GUTS to post under a name (any name).
IT IS V E R Y CONFUSING
They don't have to use their real name - but at least some reasonable ID so we know who is saying what - instead of this KINDERGARTEN CRAP.
Mike P - what you need to do is put down the weed and mushrooms and deal with REALITY and accept "diversity" and differing points of view, no matter how ignorant the comments here may be.
ReplyDeleteI remember years and years ago when the online news forums started allowing 'comments'. You could read the article, read the comments, then listen to the voice mail (remember that) message from your friend that saw that incident live in person and come to your own conclusions about what REALLY happened.
The comments section on The Trib are shut down regarding anything black and related with violent crime. They have recently changed their tune now and, although "comments" are still not allowed, they are reporting the WHOLE story - along with pictures (I always said not telling the WHOLE story, still equates to telling a lie).
I applaud CNR for telling the TRUTH and allowing "us" to draw our own conclusions.
I've never used this word before on here (and my Mother ejected a person from our home in the 70's for using it), but you've got nigger problems throughout your "world class city" and need to deal with it.
CNR is truly "progressive" and ahead of the times.
Signed, David R.
(P.S. What is your T R U E surname? For $2.95 and a stolen credit card anyone can now look up your public record data --- and you and "PhoebeK" should go bowling).
The map avatar still doesn't identify you. Phony.
(Click on "Mike P". His "location" is Lisle, IL. Where TF is that? He doesn't live - here).
ReplyDeleteCold busted, can't be trusted (either).
Signed, David R. (Shitcago, IL).
Free Mr. Clark! Free Mr. Clark!
ReplyDeleteThe owner of this blog is gay, and most of the commentators hate blacks as much as gays. Freedom of speech is a bitch. Its perfectly acceptable for blacks to say fag or call gays cumeaters, and unacceptable to say the N word. Gay people have it worse than blacks in that regard so grow some skin.
ReplyDeleteYou're breaking the rules, Mikey: "Do not post links to other websites..."
ReplyDeleteKeep on spammin' in the name of economic progress for the underprivileged, Mikey! Since the failed Olympic bid, that's what we need: Another huge unfunded jobs program! Let's build a bridge to nowhere!
Thank you anonymous Dec. 27, 2011 10:08 AM
ReplyDeleteBUT I am FAR to involved and exposed with the "CTA Gray Line Project" to worry about that now; Google "CTA Gray Line" and you'll see what I mean.
The websites include my name and phone # at the bottom of most pages.
200 Million for 40 CTA stations? Put down the crack pipe, Mike Payne! You do know that the currently-under-construction Green Line Stop at Lake and Morgan had a $38 Million price tag? The proposed Green Line stop at Cermak has a $50 Million price tag. That's one damn CTA stop!
ReplyDeleteYour Are Right Anony... Dec. 27, 2011 10:12 AM
ReplyDeleteI will NOT post links anymore, but figure out a way to provide an address.
btw: I hope all of all of you folks "Holiday Season" was better than my "so-called" Holidays of being shoved up an Elephants ass-hole.
Why The F * * K can't people understand the Project????????
ReplyDeleteIt is only $200 Million because THERE IS N O NEW CONSTRUCTION - only modification of EXISTING facilities that are RIGHT NOW OPERATING EVERY DAY.
HOW much of the Red Line Extension exists RIGHT NOW???????
ReplyDeleteThe ENTIRE CTA Gray Line is OPERATING TODAY!!
u mad bruh?
ReplyDeleteapparently the savage nigger flashmobs were at it again yesterday on michigan ave
ReplyDeleteI agree that the owner of this blog is gay. He also clearly demonstrates the clear hatred that gays have of blacks. But, in the end, gays suck the most. To be a white male and be denied the FULL privalegs of whiteness...that must really suck. Straight White Men rule the world. Gay white men have AIDS.
ReplyDeleteThe last thing Chicago needs is an expanded transportation system which makes it even easier for southside niggers to travel in herds to white neighborhoods to rob and kill them.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, what hatred. Kinda explains why people in this city all have that Chicago "shit look" on their face. That's what I call it. Rarely a smile or even a grin. When they do look at you it's that leering look of contempt. Very unhappy people. Distrust (and for good reasons). My "own" do that here as well and that's why I ditched them too. You all feed off of each other. Probably some nice looking people under those pouty faces and shifty eyes. Most of you are too far gone, I just don't want to get there.
ReplyDeleteAnd if anyone wants these comments shut down, please don't. They have only confirmed my beliefs about the citizens here from day one. They've been quite helpful to me.
I call Chicago's Green Line "The Black Line"
ReplyDeleteThey call the Brown Line "The White Line". So.....some truly good people are trying to get me to stay in the vicinity. They said Oak Park and I would be a good fit and the Green Line takes you......
ReplyDeleteWhat I see getting on at State/Lake.....uh.....no thanks.
The "shit look" on chicagoans faces is one of acquiescence, to the fact that blacks own them, and they just keep pumping their hard earned money into the cook county system. Who's the slave now?
ReplyDeleteLet me guess, you are an ugly fat Christian loner jealous that most gay men are attractive, educated, and don't have to prove anything to losers like you! The only straight White men who rule are the ones who do good things and don't have to put down everyone else. What's the matter? You feeling insecure today and pissed off because you are an ugly poor straight White trash loser?!
ReplyDelete-----------------
Anonymous IDIOT said...
I agree that the owner of this blog is gay. He also clearly demonstrates the clear hatred that gays have of blacks. But, in the end, gays suck the most. To be a white male and be denied the FULL privalegs of whiteness...that must really suck. Straight White Men rule the world. Gay white men have AIDS.
December 27, 2011 2:58 PM
A delusional queen with genital herpes, the clap, and ripped rectum that's causing bacteria to leak into his blood said "you are an ugly fat Christian loner jealous that most gay men are attractive, educated, and don't have to prove anything to losers like you!"
ReplyDeleteReally, faggot? You are indeed delusional. Most gay men are not attractive and educated. Most gay men are retail queens and service industry idiots who want others to think they are living the life. As a matter of fact, most of the gay men with money are doing porn, own bars/sex clubs, and are drug dealers. The rest are trash that pretend to be an elite community. Most gay men are also mentally unstable and lonely. I think it's funny that you suggest that I'm fat. The reality is that there are a bunch of fat gay men out there with pitiful lives.
Go take your regiment of AIDS meds. Clearly, you need them as your mental state is mushy.
@ 9:14 Must be a closet gay! Look how defensive he gets at the other person. Total reaction of an ugly miserable loser who has failed in life!
ReplyDeleteHey "Anonymous" whichever the fuck you are, Google Search "Lisle, IL" if you don't believe there is such a place - M O R O N
ReplyDeleteI like to spam websites with my silly Gray Line project. I like being mean to people too.
ReplyDeleteI like Chris Dunn too. Yum yum give me some Chris Dunn.
C O O L _ Now A S S H O L E S are imitating me, I am so flattered
ReplyDeleteChris Dunn could NOT have one of my Fucking Turds to eat for dinner - My Shit would be FAR to good for him, and I would never subject my Shit to being eaten by something as worthless as that ni**er.
doesn't lisle, il have a really bad meth problem?
ReplyDeleteI must get off meth.
ReplyDeleteI must be kind to people.
I must not be angry all the time.
I must realize the Gray Line sucks.