During a modern-day game of cops and robbers, two Chicago-area children were recorded imitating a drug bust.
In a recently published YouTube video, a young girl, approximately 8 or 9-years-old, pretending to be a Chicago police officer, hops off her scooter and rushes toward an equally young boy standing on a nearby porch.
"Get your ass down, motherfucker! Put your motherfucking head down," ordered the foulmouthed little girl. "Where the motherfucking weed at?"
When the make-believe suspect says he doesn't have any drugs, the pretend female cop slaps him on the head and hauls him off to jail.
So, we have to ask... is this video cute or sad?
Hey Chicago blog writers!!
ReplyDeleteTired of trying to come up with an obituary for some dumb teenaged black that just bit the dust? Look no further! This easy to use template makes writing about a young dead kid a breeze....
1) Pick First Name: (DaShawn / KeShawn / Dontrell / Jamal)
2) Pick Last Name: (Washington, Franklin, Williams, Kirkpatrick)
3) Pick School: (Martin Luther King Jr. High)
4) Pick City: (Detroit / Philadelphia / Atlanta / Compton)
5) Pick Nick-Name: (Crazy K / Felonius D / Doo-Doo / Mookie)
6) Select Photo: (Pick either Afleet or Graduation photo)
Or....
Police report that at 2:30am a young student's life ended during a shooting at the 600 block of the Cabrini Green Apartment complex in (South Chicago).
Unidentified witnesses reported that a scuffle broke out when uninvited guests tried to make their way into an unsupervised after hours party. Shots later rang out as the confrontation moved out into the parking lot where young (KeShawn Williams) lost his life.
"He was like a brother to me" stated DeShawn Franklin, who was KeShawn's oldest son out of eight children. "He was a couple of grades behind me, but I would see him on the playground at my school selling drugs almost everyday - and if I didn't do my homework, he would threaten the teacher with a knife. He taught me alot about life. Starting when I was about 5 or 6 he used to come into my room at night, reach into my underwear and fondle my junk. He said to me, "Son, this is gonna happen to you alot when you go to prison - so get used to it". I never forgot that....
The principal of (Martin Luther King Jr. High) reports that Keshawn, known as ("Crazy K") to his classmates, enjoyed sucker-punching smaller kids at the bus stop, and always had a quick smile while he took other student's lunch money in the bathroom. He further added that KeShawn was voted "Most Likely to be Convicted of a Felony" and also "Most Likely to be Tried as an Adult" by his 6th Grade Class. He was quite popular with the older kids in school because he was over the age of 19 and he could buy liquor for them in exchange for stolen TV's or sexual favors".
His basketball coach fondly remembers that KeShawn was "usually drunk or high" during practice and would often threaten to shoot the referee or opposing team's coach if his team was losing. "He was always ready to pull out his gun and start blasting if he didn't like the Ref's call" Coach Powell said.
Paramedics who reached the scene several hours after the shooting was reported indicated that they saw a "young black male wearing a Hoodie" laying on the ground. "I saw that he was shot in the head" said one Paramedic. "So I thought, no big deal. These guys can usually take a Bazooka round to the noggin and still get up and rob a liquor store no problem. But then I saw that a bullet might have grazed him near the groin area and I knew he was a goner...." After remaining on the sidewalk until nearly sunrise, Keshawn finally stopped breathing.
Continued:
ReplyDelete"We had to poke him with a stick a few times to make sure he was really dead. It sure as hell took that kid a long time to die - once they get hit in the nuts they usually go pretty quick" the Paramedic continued, "I was getting worried - I mean, we sure as hell didn't want to administer CPR. Who knows what kind of diseases he could have had?"
Keshawn's mother was convinced that KeShawn's death was a police conspiracy. "He wuz a good boy. He was turning his life around and was about to release a Rap CD - who woulda done him like this?" Blubbering and wailing, his mother demanded to know "Who was going to pay fo' all of dis?" and asked for some money to buy cigarettes and booze. "Oh Lawzy, I'm gonna get muh GROOVE on tonight!" she exclaimed.
Funeral arrangements are unclear at this point, but the family has requested donations of "40's, blunts, and KFC" in lieu of cards or flowers. "Dat muffugah dead - what in tha' hell he gonna do wit' flowers?" a relative was quoted as saying.
Easy peezy.
^^^LOLOLOL...so true, so true...
ReplyDeleteWow that porch looks really well maintained! I doubt it will collapse within 10 years under their proud southsider girth & then sue the city...
ReplyDeletePorch monkeys on da porch.
ReplyDeleteThat is the funniest shit I have ever read! G's up Hoe's down was KeShawn's last words~!
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