
According to Edgewater robbery suspect Jose M. Martinez's Facebook page, he's a Nicholas Senn High School student with lousy grades, a bad attitude, and apparent substance abuse issues.
On Saturday, June 1, 2013, around 1 a.m., Jose M. Martinez of the 6200 block of North Wayne Avenue, was arrested for robbing a man of his cell phone in Chicago's North Side Edgewater neighborhood, said police.
When Martinez tried to flee the scene on a bike, the victim, identified as 20-year-old Columbia College student Spencer Meeks, tackled Martinez and held him until an off-duty police officer came to the rescue.
While Chicago News Report wasn't there when this scene unfolded, we have a feeling one of the reasons Martinez didn't escape is because he is a bit on the chunky side and he spends most of his free time sucking on blunts... which means homey is probably easily winded.

Not only is Martinez's Facebook page littered with references to smoking drugs... he also photographed himself holding a bottle of cough syrup... and we doubt Martinez had a cold at the time.
The 17-year-old robbery suspect also used his online profile to bitch about being suspended from school and receiving Fs in at least two classes, last year.

fucking anchor baby, the victim should of curbed this third world scums skull.
ReplyDeleteThe way young minority criminals use social media, they are proud of their crimes and of being shitheads, for those who cry racism they are the ones filming themselves destroying property and flashmobbing public places.
ReplyDeleteAnother Dream Act success..
ReplyDeleteGeez, he's just turning his life around
ReplyDeleteHe's contemplating what it's going to be like to be buttfucked so often, he could pass a bowling ball out his anus.
ReplyDeleteI bet them boys in lockup can't wait to violate his spicy asshole
u a sick bitch u act like he kill somebody it people like u that just make people won't to kill everybody make mistake and he will do his time and yo ass lookin in from the out side and don't know shit
DeleteThis school nor it's students shouldn't be a concern in budding movie star Edge420/H20water ville. Have they saved the prized firehouse from demolition yet? Or is it STILL vacant?
ReplyDeleteThey're waiting for someone to fuck it, and then Jeffo will grab his spray paint and camera and solve all the problems on the Northside.
ReplyDeleteFrrrrtt lick my taint tickle my browneye you sack of shit
Deletewhy are you putting up his personal life? like really? leave him alone! everybody does mistakes nowadays everybody smokes weed . dont look down on him like he killed someone ... there are worst criminals out there and they are walking with freedom..
ReplyDeleteFree my nigga jose martinez
ReplyDeleteAs someone who works with many immigrant students at Edgewater and Senn, please don't turn this political. This kid obviously has troubles and pulled a stupid move, but turning this into a Dream Act debate is a complete racial scare tactic. There are far more good kids that it's helped that I've seen first hand.
ReplyDeleteHe din' do nuffins, he's a good boy, Thresholds is finna gettin himz a free apartment in Rogers Park and put on the disability gravy train, don't be messin' with his meal ticket
ReplyDeleteFREE MY NIGGA JOSE!!!!!! CPDKK
ReplyDeletefyi smoking blunts/weed doesn't automatically decrease your cardiovascular endurance.
ReplyDeleteFree my nigka josee fuck who ever talking shyt bout him.!
ReplyDelete....but is someone going to save the nearby prized abandoned fire station? Or shovel it's iceberg sidewalks in the Winter for the seniors? Do we care more about ourselves, self-promotion, a $ and our "art".... or our neighbors that may not be like ourselves anymore..... that probably built the place?
ReplyDelete"Progressive"?
Shhh old ugly drag queen
DeleteMayne these mutherfucking cops and their newsreporters are shit fuck them. FREE MY NIGHA JOSE!!!!
ReplyDelete*maybe *news reporters
Delete*Nigga
I bet you're 18 and still a freshman you dumb f*ck
Robbing someone is not a "mistake." It is a fucking crime. I hope he rots in jail.
ReplyDeleteThe comments on here defending him are priceless! I want to believe they are written in sarcasm but, I get a sinking feeling they aren't.
ReplyDeleteIf and when I see Jose on my block, he will wish he was still locked up.
ReplyDeleteJust another bitch-made piece of human trash.
Bring back eugenics.
Shut your mouth bitch, you wouldnt do anything. More anonymous tough talk from a little nancy boy
DeletePer this page's history, when a hispanic is featured as a perp the comments flow faster and even more ignorant.
ReplyDeleteBut they suffer from the same problem as blacks, even if he ate a newborn baby in broad daylight, it was "just a mistake" and you can't criticize him.
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Jose sucked me off in the clink before I was released this morning. Swallowed too. Hes a good bitch boy.
ReplyDeleteHes got such a pretty mouth and man does he know how to use those lips. :)
Hes getting passed around like blunts at a lil wayne show.
@ 9:01 AM
ReplyDeleteYou are anonymous too you stupid fuck lol
I'm not the one talking about assaulting someone in the street "lol"
ReplyDeleteFuk senn nd da nigga dat tackled him dis Javier no need to be anonymous
ReplyDeleteJavier your English is pathetic.... Do us all a favor and finish 3rd grade you loser... That is all.
DeleteJavier we need your last name and where we can find you.
ReplyDeleteTheres probably a few thousand wetbacks named Javier in Chicago dumbass...
signed.
A guy named jeff
See im not anonymous now... lol
dumb fucks
I never said I would assault someone in the street. I just said he would wish he is still locked up... Only a member of a savage, underdeveloped race automatically thinks assault. Try to follow the plot even though I know it can be tough for black/brown double digit IQ mouth breathing retards.
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your pale homie Jeff
I guess he thinks it's ok to take someone else's property to support a cough syrup habit. Who is raising these people?
ReplyDeleteIts funny how white people like to point the figure and blame someone for they way they grew up. Do you know what kind of lifestyle Jose lived? Do you know his story? No! You only know of what this damn ass reporter has reported. Know the facts, you do not know someone just by looking at their facebook profile, for all we know, Jose can be lame as hell, or maybe he's going through life changes, that I am pretty sure everyone of us has had....you know everyone has the right to lose their minds when they are young. All we can do is hope and pray for this young man, that this will be a life changing event for him and he straighten up. As for all you negative people, really, your talking about a dumb ass phone that is replaceable, how about the life of Jose, how can we help the youth of Chicago lead better lives for the betterment of our city.
ReplyDeleteFuck Jose and fuck the stupid bitch that posted at 3:59pm. Are you stupid? Or just another public-aid baby with no sense of perspective on this matter? Judging by your post Id guess its a little from column A and a little from column B...
ReplyDeleteSome people come from broken homes or other family drama. You could write a book about the dysfunction in my family. But I dont use that as a crutch. I dont fucking cry about it every time something doesnt go my way. The overwhelming majority of the time, when someone complains they had it hard as a kid, they are just making excuses as to why they cant cut it as an adult.
I guess what im trying to say is:
BOO FUCKING HOO. Life is hard and unfair. DEAL WITH IT!
News flash --- That does NOT mean "everyone has the right to lose their minds when they are young". Only an idiot or delusional young person would say that. (same exact thing btw).
Now if you are still too stubborn or stupid to realize what rights you do and do not have, consider the next few statements very carefully.
Other people have rights too. For example:
The rest of society has the 'RIGHT' to lock your ass up.
The rest of society has the 'RIGHT' to remove you from the population.
Being young is not a carte blanche to do whatever you want with no repercussions. Only ignorant and/or irresponsible young people think that way.
This one loser has probably caused harm to many, many other people. I would bet anything this isnt his first theft. If he hadnt been caught, he would have never changed. If he isnt caught and/or doesnt change his behavior, the whole city suffers. Ergo, locking him up actually does something for the 'betterment of our city'.
Now, 3:59, I understand you are probably using some prepaid candy bar Nokia from 10 years ago BUT, my phone is much more valuable than the life of some POS who would rob and steal from innocent people. The lint in my pocket is more valuable...
If Jose cant get his shit together NOW, he should do the rest of us a favor and take a long ass dirt nap. That is something that would definitely contribute to the "betterment of our city"
Hahahahah you actually spent time typing tha what a fucking loser
DeleteThat took maybe 3 minutes. Wow.. And you still read it! Sorry I used so many big words. Hope you could understand. Your cum gargling buddy Jose is the loser rotting in jail cause he can't even afford his own phone or pay for his own weed. Hahahaha
DeleteYou probably typed that whole thing to an old racist white guy pretending to be his friend
DeleteFuck Jose and fuck the dirty spic whore who bred his ass and fuck all the other wetbacks who defend these criminal pieces of shit.
ReplyDeleteFuck fuck fuck fuck I'm so tough fuck fuck
DeleteI love grabbing Joses ponytail when Im tappin his sweet brown ass.
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Leroy
So... the guy that posted this is a butt pirate? I'm confused at what you're trying to say here
DeleteWe should really stop spending money on educating blacks and hispanics, it's a conplete waste of time and taxpayer's resources, just start repatriating all of them right now and get the country back to where it belongs.
ReplyDeleteIf you are stupid enough to think that solves ANY problems then the money spent on educating you was a waste too
DeleteYour completely right, lets send all you fucking hill billies back to where you came from, because if I am correct, none of you white pieces of shit belong here either. Why don't "YOU" go back to your own fucking country.
DeleteI'd be happy to go back to England. Give me 100,000 quid and my ass is on the next plane.
DeleteAmerica will be nothing but bombed out buildings, mud huts with spooks killing each other with improvised weapons after the white man had been gone only SIX MONTHS.
ReplyDeleteThe tide is turning and the day will come, there will be another civil war, there will be states that secede and they will get rid of the blacks and browns, and it will be paradise. I will take up arms with my white brothers no matter where I am, we don't need apes and wetbacks anymore.
Hope you're okay with being outnumbered 1000 to 1. I'll be with the rest of America putting bullets in you and your fellow klansmen. You're right, it will be paradise.
DeleteYou're fucking stupid for wanting to keep lower life forms around. We are living in the last days of America as 50 states, the South will secede again.
ReplyDeleteAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah the south will secede again? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA too funny!
DeleteThis is Jose and i say fuck all these lil ass comments cause i dont give two fucks . wat yall think bout me nd get these punk ass niggas ,wit they bitch ass lives. And thanks to all the ppl that said FREE MY NIGGA JOSE!
ReplyDeleteNuff said dick riders!
Rot in hell wet back
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