The new Annie is black and moviegoers, both black and white, are seeing red!
If you think white people are the only critics who are outraged that a "nappy-headed" black girl is portraying Annie in the 2014 remake, you are sadly mistaken.
Surprisingly, some blacks are denouncing the reboot and predicting the movie will flop.
"They did the same thing to The Wizard of Oz (The Wiz) and The Honeymooners... both of those remakes failed miserably, said one outspoken black critic.
"I don't get it. How can they make such a drastic change? Watching the trailer, the movie seemed unrelatable. That's not the Annie I grew up with," said another African American.
On the flipside, some blacks feel that Quvenzhané Wallis, the young, black actress who plays Annie in the 2014 version, is just what America needs.
"Can you image the positive impact this movie is going to make on millions of little black girls?" said a fan of the new Annie. "For once, a little black girl gets to live a cinderella story!"
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