Monday, August 6, 2012

Beware! Band of thieves working Andersonville

Police are looking for a group of suspects wanted for attempted cell phone thefts in Chicago’s North Side Andersonville neighborhood.

Between 7:45 p.m. and 7:55 p.m., authorities were searching for an unspecified number of suspects on the 5200 block of North Clark Street.

Investigators said a group of males, last seen near 5254 North Clark Street, were going up and down the block pretending to pass out leaflets while attempting to snatch unsuspecting citizens’ iPhones.

The main offender was described as a black male with a medium complexion, about 5’8”, and 175 pounds.

The suspect has a short Mohawk and he was wearing a brown or tan shirt with designs on the front, said police.

Andersonville residents should use extreme caution when approached by anyone passing out leaflets.

2 comments:

  1. ....or if black with a mohawk handing out leaflets. Creeps and flakes abounds there though. You never know who you might encounter. I'd probably be more leery of a butch lesbian trying to steal my penis while watching the puppet show.

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  2. IF they're handing out leaflets, or trying to get you to "save the children's environment", just keep marching on past, maybe tell them you just fucked their mother. IF they're selling Streetwise, eat something you know will give you wicked farts, save one up and let it rip walking past them, sitting on their stolen milk crate.
    Search "improper dancing (on clark street) on Youtube to see the one I hate the most.
    The chimpout that ensues, even by non-blacks is reward enough for the minor fisticuffs that usually happen.

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