
In Lakeview East, around 6:34 a.m., an unknown male offender exposed his penis to a woman walking her dog on the 400 block of West Melrose Street, near Melrose and Lake Shore Drive, said police.
The flasher was described as a black male with a brown complexion, short hair, 20 to 30-years-old, about 6'2" with a stocky build.
The suspect, who was wearing an orange shirt, was last seen walking westbound on the south side of Melrose Street, said police.
Shortly after the incident in Lakeview East, a male suspect tried to break into a an Uptown neighborhood apartment on the 900 block of West Argyle Street.
The would-be burglar is a male Hispanic, about 5'7", and 180 pounds.
Citing police dispatch reports, the offender was wearing a black, long-sleeve shirt, black pants, a black cap, and a brown flannel shirt or jacket.
Several hours later in Edgewater, at approximately 9 a.m., a thief broke into a basement on the 5700 block of North Magnolia Avenue, near Magnolia and Victoria Street, said police.
The intruder was described as a black male, about 5'8", with a medium to stocky build. He was last seen wearing a white T-shirt and black jogging pants. He may also walk with a limp, said police.
The burglar, who was in an apparent rush to leave the crime scene, left behind his own backpack, said police.
The "monkey bizness" seems to be getting worser as the summer heats up.
ReplyDeleteIs flashing a monkey dick really a crime? They do it all the time at the zoo.
ReplyDeleteI guess we can't write the d-i-c-k word?
ReplyDeletekeep the nigs out of the northside
ReplyDelete5'7". 5'8". Oh, those abundant Napolean Complexes here in Chicago. I'm a Midget Mexican Magnet on Halsted St.
ReplyDeleteWhat they don't know is that I have a "toy" breed dog and learned all I need to know about "little man syndrome" from him.
The 6'2"'s NEVER bother my 6'1" self. It's a strange syndrome, like an unspoken "gentleman's agreement". Maybe some "social workers" or psych majors can write a new chapter about this Chicago phenomenon.
As much as they hate "white", they sure have a bloodthirst for "pink" by any means necessary. Their true feelings usually surface when they're under the influence and they (sic) stanky baby mama or own Mother told them to go get a job.
I live on Melrose a few doors down from Lake Shore Drive. This is getting CRAZY. The Belmont Towers on Belmont is almost half section 8 now. The corner of Broadway and Belmont looks like Uptown at some times. Diversey and Broadway/Clark is hilarious. People standing everywhere begging for money. How did this happen?
ReplyDeleteSection 8 / nigs = subhuman trash
ReplyDeletePeeps (condo "owners"), they are leaving their pee stains (i.e "marks") ALL OVER your "neighborhood".
ReplyDeleteThere are Trayvon Martin Arizona Iced Tea cans left everywhere here. On your cars, on your mailboxes, on your stoops, outside of the bars.
Lansing, MI and Hootchyville, WI wouldn't recognize this for they haven't a clue. They've never seen this before while trying to be an "artist" or woe-is-me "corporate chic". I never in my life thought I'd move to a "world class" city to live next door to a drunken hillbilly at Belmont/LSD. Happy Diversity. You all deserve each other.
This is the THIRD time in the past 6 months that I - ME - called a cab for a gay guy being blatantly overserved at one of these "EQIL" and "anti-bullying" establishments. They serve them until they can almost no longer stand up then throw them out into the ghetto to fend for themselves. In this case, I asked him his address and repeated it to the cab driver. The clock didn't even strike 12 yet. I've heard something about "dram shop laws". What does this mean? Insurance companies - GET ON THIS.
"Caring", "progressive", "civil union parade", "anti-bullying"? Money mongering and patronizing of their own is more like it. Let's talk about Walmart now though. That collaboration between the 24/7/365 "lights out" Loveshack and that "caring" emporium established here is beyond comical at this point. That guy is P.O.'d to the max to this day (pounding his fist on the bar counter) because he KNOWS I see through this - and him.
Gays here made a life out of being whores and hustlers. Most of "us" assimilated and attained "normal" lives 30 years ago - outside of this time warp aka Chicago. They are now OLD and are trying for ANYTHING possible to hang on to that almightly $. They can't "hang" with their new demographic. They even tried "how to dun get yo drank on Halsted St." in one of their rags but that failed.
Ben Cohen will be around again soon though flashing his lil' pee pee behind the latest fad in underwear while STILL trying to obtain his organizations not-for-profit status when I've read it "only takes about a month".
Open your wallets and eat it up. It's TRULY a shame what Chicago has NOT done for gays across this globe.
Yes, this is a rant. It needs to be said.
I've noticed since the Trayvon Martin goodification, that a lot of thugs are sporting Arizona iced tea drinks and hoodies, even in July.
ReplyDeleteGo to that sparkly new Dominick's on Foster and Sheridan. You will see sneering thugs riding out the high, looking around to see who notices their tea and hoodie.
One was waiting for the movie theater to open, wearing itty bitty tiny shorts and a hoodie, just all proud of itself. I almost puked.
They can't think for themselves, it's a hive mind mentality, like a fucktarded version of the Borg.
Who's the leader of this nygnog movement? Who decides from up on high what is the required blackness this year?
I'm guessing somebody swarthy and almost white, who can't mix meat and dairy.
Trash has always known to prey on the nice yuppie shoppers around Clark/Diversey/Broadway.
ReplyDeleteA local agency runs a "drop-in center" nearby, it's been there for decades.
And the regulars.
There's megaton scooter black dude, there's "Doug", who wears a cheap winter hat 365/24/7.
There's Wesley the crazy preacher (Satan says black snakes are coming out of your whore mouth!!"
Let's not forget the "legitimate" beggars.
There's the wig ger Greenpeace fucks. The Save the Children fucks. One fucker thinks he's the coolest guy in the world because he spins his clipboard on his finger all day.
If you research this the charities only keep .25 on about 2 bucks earned, and they keep sucking your account dry even if you cancel your credit card.
Now there's "Panera Cares", where they pounce on you and try to brainwash you everytime you come in the door, nobody how many times you've been there they want you to pay more than your fair share so that uncle Rayray can have a bacon sperm sandwich for a quarter.
This city is fucking amazingly fucked up.
lol some of the dumbest posts I have ever read on this site. 4 or 5 paragraph rants about the posters sexual insecurity and how scared they are of black people.
ReplyDeleteOh noes I saw a black person drinking Arizona iced tea ommgggg trayvon Martin lolololol you fucking moron
Keep posting! You closeted self hating homophobes are pathetic!
Folks, NEWS ALERT!!! The new public tax payer blood suckers--- Chicago po-lice officers. Any responses!!!
ReplyDeleteY-me breast cancer, more yuppy blood suckers. Comments please?
ReplyDeleteYes, a breast cancer charity = yuppies. You're an idiot. Unplug your computer before you say something else and prove how sad your life is
DeleteYes, this is really a weekend of municipal and tax exempt blood suckers. No takers?!;:&)#*/@+=^}><@/!;?
DeleteSexual insecurity?
ReplyDeleteI give your Mom a deep dic king every night!
You might not recognize her though, next time you see her, I shaved her back.
Yikes, you might want to get tested... She's pretty nasty. Hey... Hairy women need love too, and you seem to like it..
DeleteSection 8 is easy money for crooked real estate managers of high rises. Please lower their 250k+ income taxes now please it will help the economy and prove that you are not a socialist.
ReplyDeleteYou would know, I remember you tellling me how you "took a lick" on the way out.
ReplyDeleteNow you're just trying too hard. Don't be embarrassed, if you're too ugly to get normal women, gotta take what you can get!
DeleteAnon at 4:07am, how's the wifi there on Halsted, with your stolen laptop?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you were the master of your debate team at Jheri Curl(tm) magnet school, but here your barely understandable ebonics just don't really cut that deep.
I'll make this point again, ask your coalburning social worker to explain it to you:
YOU ALL HAVE THE SAME PERSONALITY. YOU ALL DRESS THE SAME. YOU ALL LISTEN TO THE SAME MUSIC. YOU ALL EAT THE SAME FOOD.
There's no individuality. You will never "Take ovah" because you couldn't maintain the infrastructure of society, in six months all the buildings would be bombed out, no power, no water, no sewage, no Red Line, no anything, just you chimps chucking spears at each other in parking lots of looted and burned McGhetto's.
Here's something you can understand: FUCK YOU, CHIMP!
I'm white, stupid. Keep trying.
DeleteAnd the fact that you're supported, loving and coddling blacks means that you are going to be an accessory in your own murder, someday.
ReplyDeleteDumbass.