This year's most obnoxious CTA passenger award goes to...
After "the infamous crazy lady of Belmont and Cicero" boarded a CTA bus barefooted and threw a beer bottle in the direction of another passenger, she fell on her ass when the bus started moving and decided to make herself comfortable on the floor.
Lying on her back, spread eagle, she repeatedly said what sounded like, "I'm hungry".
God! I hope she was talking about food!
Can you imagine how bad her pants smell?
ReplyDelete^Not as bad as her feet...
ReplyDeleteYou ever think that maybe she's hungry and that maybe something is wrong with her? I don't see how or why this is funny.
ReplyDeleteShes hungry because she spent her money on beer instead of breakfast...
ReplyDeleteAll around Uptown there are losers like this inflicting themselves upon others. A few of them are "huggy", nah, i don't want bedbugs or scabies, or worse thankyouverymuch.
ReplyDeleteOne enterprising junkie was selling old VHS cassettes at her favorite bus stop at Sheridan and Montrose/Broadway. Next time I go back to 1995 they might come in handy.
First anon, unfortunately I don't have to "imagine".
ReplyDeleteLike vinyl records, there is alot of great stuff on VHS that was never re-issued in an updated format. You never know WHAT she might have had. Give them a shot. You might be entertained. Some "home movies" spliced in with Less Than Zero or Leaving Las Vegas. You never know.......
ReplyDelete^ An unsolved "mystery".......
ReplyDeleteI'll buy them from more legitimate-seeming sellers and not allow her to fuel her addictions for one more day. Somebody needs to babysit her and keep her from buying anything but supplies essential to survival, like food, water and hygiene products.
ReplyDeleteThanks for playing "Force doe-eyed liberalism on me", better luck next time!
^ Was just kidding. I'm on your side. Really, you people here in this state need to lighten' up. That's at least 1/2 your problem. Very boring. I've heard over and over and over again "you guys from ___________(my home state are funny)". A sense of humor really helps to tolerate Sh*tcago at least until you can get out. Very, very, very boring people here. You can't talk about your bedbug problem without somebody blaming it on a political party. Get a life!
ReplyDeleteLuckily I'm officially now free to go. Can't wait.
(consistenly horrible in the sack too - I mean, you'd think all these "artists" here could transfer some of that supposed "creativity" there, but......unbelievable actually)
They just need to send most of the addicts to the vet to be put down. Nobody will miss them save for social workers whose meager paycheck relies on the ongoing spread of Marxism in America.
ReplyDeleteBlaming visitors to Chicago has been a tradition for a long time now. This city would finally be fixed if those hooligans from the suburbs would just stop coming down here...
ReplyDelete^ Words to live by for these "Chicagoans". I've lived here 6 years and have met TWO (2)"actual" Chicago city proper natives. Everyone else was from somewhere "better than you" in someway or another. Usually it's someplace like Haslett, MI or Des Moines, IA. They converge, discover Madonna's B-sides in some dirty record store and then feel they've "arrived" or are now "cultured" (but still ig'nant).
ReplyDelete^ Or, for the first time in their lives, actually lived next door to a Black person and their family thinks they're "worldly"......but they still won't invite their new neighbor over for dinner for whatever reason or another.
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