Thursday, June 21, 2012

Fat offender snatches purse from Michigan Avenue restaurant, too heavy to run?


A black man with a very large build, snatched a customer’s purse at a downtown Chicago restaurant…  but once the chase was on... he dropped the bag and the victim got her purse back, said police.

At approximately 8:32 p.m., a man stole a woman’s purse from the Grand Lux Café at 600 North Michigan Avenue, according to police dispatch reports.

The thief was described as a black man in his 30s, about 6-feet-tall and 300 to 380 pounds.

The offender was wearing a white polo shirt and black jeans, said police.

Apparently, the big-boned suspect decided to ditch the purse, because he knew he couldn’t outrun his pursuers.

Investigators said someone, presumably the victim, took a picture of the offender with a cell phone camera.

At the time of this report, the thief was still at large.

Photo credit: R. Halim

8 comments:

  1. I would have caught him, threw him to the ground and kicked him in the nuts until he puked.

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    1. Don't kid yourself. you would have pissed your panties.

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  2. Too many Flamin' Hot Cheetos and chicken greez (and "we're" all paying higher health insurance rates?!!!!!). Anyway Tim, White men are being slashed in Lakeview (and "nothing was taken").

    Nobody cares about this "magnificent mile" thing anymore. Even The Netherlands and Detroit are talking about it.

    The Trib is earning their $$$$. Finally.

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  3. Actually, anon, I am a violent psycho with PTSD who snaps at a moment's notice.
    Pray to whatever God you believe in you don't cross paths with me.

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    1. I don't believe in God, and I know your only path is in your parents basement.

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  4. I live in a very trendy area. Why is there an upsurge in crime in the trendy neighborhoods. If this keeps up I am moving to the suburbs.

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  5. You deserve whatever you get if you chose to live in a "trendy" neighborhood.
    I suggest you join your fellow sheltered, shallow and materialistic gell-heads and move to Naperville.

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  6. These LL's (lakefront liberals) are VERY materialistic too. Although, they want to be "real" and "minimalist" and hate "suits", they sure love the d**ks and dollars in those suit pants. Don't kid yourselves either.

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