Sunday, April 8, 2012

VIDEO: Black Jesus attacked in Englewood


Last Friday, black Jesus was beaten and nailed to a cross in Chicago's Englewood neighborhood.

Even though the brutal crucifixion was captured on a cell phone, witnesses refused to cooperate with authorities and police have yet to make an arrest.

Poor black Jesus. 

Sarcasm off*

7 comments:

  1. Why am I not surprised they had their phone turned the wrong way...

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  2. who knew George Jefferson's mama was Jesus?

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  3. Well, he had been asking for a "dollah" back in the Temple and the Roman Guards had enough of his homeless bullshit.

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  4. I don't know what I just watched but it has to be a comedy skit. I don't know where you find these videos CNR, but I love them...very entertaining. Keep them coming.

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  5. That re-enactment is all fine and good, but why are there chimpanzees howling in the background?

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  6. So this is what Ghet Ho's and Ghet Bros do between shooting each other???

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  7. The story of Jesus is largely ripped off from the story of Buddha, it's so similar it's not funny.

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