I know some of my gay brethren get pissed off when I air the children’s dirty laundry, but digging up dirt is so much fun, I just can't help myself!
As a lifelong homosexual and a born and raised Chicagoan, I am aware of most of the local gay cruising spots.
Since the birth of the first urinal, department store restrooms have been notorious for their “male bonding sessions”, but I had no idea men were freaking in the fitting rooms.
According to a January 27, 2012 post in Craiglist’s “Missed Connections” section, there is a naked dude hanging out in the dressing rooms at Macy’s on State Street.
It appears the queer exhibitionist even takes off his shoes!
Hot man - fitting room - you, naked, barefoot, HOT... me, turned on, nervous in public - trust me - my partner and I will rock your world - just have too much to risk in public... let me know - you're hot.
At 700 N. Michigan, there is a nice bright, brass sign that reads: "Anyone committing illegal acts will be arrested".
ReplyDeleteNot hard to figure out what that's about!
That sign is in the seconf floor men's toilet.
ReplyDeleteIf they would just make sex in public legal, it wouldn't be a thrill anymore and people wouldn't bother doing it.
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO....
ReplyDeleteMen are Men, gay or straight. They will fuck anywhere. If a straight guy knew he could get away doing the same thing with a girl, he would. Eh, non story here.
ReplyDeleteWhere I worked, we had to keep patching the holes in the bathroom stall walls which had been drilled by Peeping Toms.
ReplyDeleteI object to this behavior as well but the straight employees there have sex in the fitting rooms too. Not the type to gossip or anything but it was some lil' hoodrat from the south side. I'm sure it happens elsewhere but it pretty much is a Chicago thang compared to the major city I'm from.
ReplyDeleteAnd, after my 3rd year here, amongst the gays anyway, part of this is that they're too scared to death of each other to "take it home". With the crime, drugs, stabbings, 2004 murders too - it's probably well warranted. Sad. Really sad place to live. I don't think it's all "thrill".
I don't hate the gays just faggots.
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ReplyDeleteWTF!! What do they do? Do they go in with a Black & Decker cordless and drill away???Human beings can be so wierd and so fucked up.
You will be visited by YHWH for your lewd and wicked ways. As HE did with Sodom and Gomorrah, the people of Noah's day during the flood and with New Orleans and Katrina.....you will be visited....get ready. This will be your last chance
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