Saturday, May 4, 2013

Uptown panhandler attacks man on the street, says cops

A man was battered by a beggar in Chicago's Uptown neighborhood, said police.

The incident occurred around 2:38 p.m. outside the Dunkin Donuts at 4547 North Broadway, near Broadway and Wilson, said authorities.

A black male beggar wearing a brown or tan-colored trench coat, struck a man in the face after asking the man for money, said police.

Citing police dispatch reports, the violent bum, whose hair was styled in an Afro, fled the scene southbound... presumably on Broadway.

No further details are available.

8 comments:

  1. Must be the fault of the Center on Halsted.

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  2. Whats the matter Bliefernick, no date tonight?

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  3. I have no idea who Bliefernick is supposed to be, but if you are referring to me, I watched the Bulls win Game 7 against Brooklyn.

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  4. "Harmless". "Homeless".

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  5. After June 9th people will think twice before attacking someone who is walking down the street trying to enjoy the nice weather. IL about to become a constitutional carry state.

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  6. Oh hai guise, I just moved to Chicago and I got a cute little room right on Sheridan! I luuuuurve Uptown!! I love the diversity!!
    I noticed, um, sometimes, like everytime I leave my room, there's a desperate black guy begging for money anywhere people spend it, so I was wondering, are there any local organizations or anything I can join to make sure these kind of guys triple? I want to see them right outside my front door when I leave so I can get that authentic "contact with real negroes" experience I never got in Douchewater, Ohio.
    I love it! They expressed what they wanted to do to my vagina last time I got on the El, I never heard of "Japanese Rain Goggles" and I hope it feels good when it happens unexpectedly when I get home from work tonight!!!
    Totes appreciate any help with this!!!

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  7. There are no panhandlers and no black people in Uptown, because I own a condo there. Nothing but white homos and edible lube!

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  8. Simpleton Fartz UptownJanuary 22, 2015 at 10:38 PM

    I'm sure Littleton painted a mural with his own shit in honor of that bum moving into the dumpster at Somic.

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